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中国小姐姐介绍淋浴家具的视频火了🔥 网友评论：“要是有那样的淋浴，我得每2分钟洗一次澡”😭

中国兰州边检移民管理警察暖心劝返说走就走的想去新加坡的小伙子

日本真是一个秩序感很强的国家

去緬北發財的中國男女，像雞鴨一樣被關在籠子裏。

Higgsfield AI 制作的 95 分钟 AI 电影《Hell Grind》，提示词和素材都开源了，成本 50 万美元制作。翻译了下字幕。提示词的开源地址（需要注册）：

想出这个选卡方法的简直是个天才，效果图都不用做了。

原来威化饼是这样做的，解开了我一直以来的疑惑…

8月5日，福建泉州正飞石材厂。一名工人在装卸石板过程中，因石材倾倒被砸中，随后倒地昏迷。

#乌克兰战报俄罗斯视频：这个，是朝鲜同志给的！（谢谢!）

“直到我亲眼看到这山，才知道当时的雨有多大” 8月6日，广西横州市镇龙村灾后航拍显示，镇龙中学周边山谷多处山坡出现大片红褐色裸露带，部分区域呈沟槽状、扇形分布，原有植被和表层土壤随土体一同被冲走。拍摄者称：“直到我亲眼看到这山，才知道当时的雨有多大。”

#乌克兰战报又一个经典无人机与俄军“捉迷藏”。这个视频，会上教科书的。乌克兰无人飞机操作员，太厉害了！

这个好玩儿。韩国娱乐明星徐敬培来到中国，介绍自己名字的时候，用半生不熟的中文说“大家好，我是XI J ING平……” 然后视频就被封杀了。小徐同学如果还想在中国发展必须回家让父母改名字。在中国，皇帝的名字都要避讳的。比如：刘邦‌避“邦”，改“邦”为"‌国

熊本地震發生時，八代市綜合醫院手術室內的監視器，記錄下了地震發生瞬間的畫面。當醫療器材因劇烈搖晃失控時，主刀醫師以自己的身體護住麻醉中、正在接受手術的患者……

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It took nearly a full year for Beijing to admit that 21-year-old Yi Xinyu and 25-year-old Cheng Long died in a high-seas disaster at Scarborough Shoal. According to reporting from Reuters, China's Ministry of Veterans Affairs, the official state agency, quietly added both names

So she wants to take advantage of the system from both sides. Why are we taking in people like this?

只有我这个班长知道学生指导老师理理子老师的隐藏一面。放学后，我每天在校舍里和学校最严肃的女老师进行暴露行为。

A little girl’s house catches fire in Yichang, Hubei. Her finished homework and exam papers burn to ashes. Firefighters put out the blaze… then thoughtfully bring her a fresh set of blank test papers. “Exams are coming soon. Study hard!” “Do you like it? Are you happy?” The

社会主义好！ 👤 来自: 小马

the same guy who helped make Interstellar, Oppenheimer, and The Odyssey, is now shooting Kalshi commercials 😭

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Bring back humor!!
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judging an engineer by age is BS
- Linus Torvalds wrote Linux at 21
- Steve Wozniak built Apple I at 25
- Palmer Luckey created Oculus VR at 20
- Vitalik Buterin designed Ethereum at 19
- Mark Zuckerberg coded Facebook at 19
Looking back, I realize that 18-25 is the peak time.
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1年前 • Yuchen Jin 0 评论

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Marc Andreessen on what makes Elon impossible to compete with
“I’m not aware of another CEO who operates the way he does.”
Marc believes you have to go back in history to the industrialists of the late 1800s and early 1900s to find founders comparable to Elon Musk (e.g. Henry
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1年前 • Startup Archive • 下载视频 0 评论

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1年前 • Aster 0 评论

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Elon: “What if we had the rocket land back on Earth so we could use it again?”
Experts: “That’s impossible”
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Elon: “I’m going to build the best car on the market, and it won’t use a drop of gas”
Experts: “That’s impossible”
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Elon: “We can make the car drive itself
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1年前 • Whole Mars Catalog 0 评论

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By a factor of 2 to 1, you want a new political party and you shall have it!
When it comes to bankrupting our country with waste & graft, we live in a one-party system, not a democracy.
Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.
btc
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1年前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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While watching fireworks on the 4th of July, I realized that ALS had taken this experience from my family! gave me that back!
It is hotter than Satan’s armpit in Arizona for the 4th, even at night. We didn’t bother going to fireworks when it was 105F at night.
In
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1年前 • Bradford G Smith (Brad) 0 评论

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I shared my story of being trafficked your first term President Trump I have supported you when thousands of people attacked me because I said you didn’t traffic me along with Epstein. I praised your work to end sex trafficking nonstop. Now you are blinded by lies and going back
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1年前 • Hope Beryl-Green 0 评论

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🇮🇹 ITALY: They invade Europe with boats to rpe a women.
Italy, Milan: “Five men (Pakistan) harassed and rped to women by touching her private parts.”
“She tried to fight back but they hit her with a glass bottle breaking her lip and teeth!”
Stop the invasion, save Europe!
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11个月前 • Fatima Khan • 下载视频 0 评论

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🇺🇸 HOW ELON WANTS TO TURN STARSHIP INTO A MARS TAXI
Starship launches with a Super Heavy booster drops it then refuels with another Starship in Earth’s orbit.
The trip to Mars takes around 6 months and the ship doesn’t even need a booster to come back.
It’s basically the
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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One thing that isn’t discussed is how incredibly demoralizing it must be for cops who arrest the same criminals over and over again only to have them dumped back onto the streets. What’s the point of risking your life to haul these animals to jail if they’ll be free tomorrow?
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11个月前 • Matt Walsh 0 评论

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He is Gen. Ashok Raj Sigdel, the army chief who stepped in to secure Nepal after the 3-day Gen Z protests toppled PM KP Sharma Oli. He handed power to the new civilian interim PM Sushila Karki, then pulled the soldiers back to barracks. A hero in my books!
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This was China in the 70’s. As much as the wumaos trying to denied it, it is basically the same now. The same goes for the Western wumaos who see and then go back to their countries and say how great is the Chinese economy doing.
#wumao #ziganwu #thegreattransalationmovement
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10个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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Former Israeli Spokesman: If you’re hungry in northern Gaza, walk south 25 miles for 20 minutes and get food
Current UNICEF Spokesman: It took me 13 hours to go 25 miles in Gaza, then Israel turned back our aid truck and shot dead two fisherman seeking food for their families
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2年前 • Assal Rad 0 评论

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Trump’s rally yesterday was on a private plot of land, not at the actual Coachella Festival site.
But here’s the kicker—he bussed his supporters to the rally but didn’t bus them back to their cars parked six miles away.
Will MAGA Nation ever get it through their heads—TRUMP
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1年前 • Christopher Webb • 下载视频 0 评论

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近日，沙特利雅得机场，原定于利雅得飞往北京大兴机场的航班多次延误，导致乘客们不满并齐声高喊“go back to china”（滚回中国）
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1年前 • 李老师不是你老师 • 下载视频 0 评论

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She went into the lion's den and took them on and stood tall. Fox tried their bs gotchas in their rightwing reality, and she turned everything deftly back to Trump and held him accountable in his own safe space. She did not let them bait her at all - strong, confident, epic.
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1年前 • Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 0 评论

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#BREAKING: DeSantis on Walz being Harris' VP pick
"They're riots that Tim Walz as governor let happen. He sat back and let the city of Minneapolis burn."
"This is a ticket that really represents the spirit of those 2020 BLM riots."
"We do not need to see poop on the street,
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2年前 • Florida’s Voice • 下载视频 0 评论

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Artist Gao brother，Goa Qiang： “Gao Zhen’s wife just called me. She was supposed to take a flight back to New York today with the child, but when she arrived at customs in Beijing airport,they told her that she was endangering national security and was not allowed to leave.”
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1年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao 0 评论

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Chinese truck driver met his Nepali wife when traveling in Nepal. His Douyin videos documenting their life enabled him to stay in Nepal for 1 year thru livestream income.
He took her back to China. 1 of their fan gave him 40,000 rmb ($5621) interest free loan to buy a used
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1年前 • Carl Zha • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is Dr Amanda Hess. She was getting ready to give birth when she overheard that another expectant mother needed immediate attention because the baby was in distress. Knowing the on-call doctor was still on his way, she stepped in and delivered the baby. She then went back to
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1年前 • non aesthetic things 0 评论

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'The folks at the UN with their whey protein and man-purses have told the UK to give it back'
'Keir Starmer needs to put down the bong! We NEED this military base!' 😂
The Americans are NOT happy with Keir Starmer for wanting to give up the Chagos Islands.
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1年前 • Lee Harris • 下载视频 0 评论

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The Southport monster didn’t just kill three little white girls. He stabbed them hundreds of times, and he stabbed almost a dozen other girls almost as many times, even dragging the wounded back into the center as they were fleeing so he could cut them up them even more. Later he
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1年前 • Ian Miles Cheong 0 评论

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When your “one country, two systems” means you need a visa to visit your own “city.”
Even the Indian guy was confused.
“Why do you need a visa for Hong Kong?” — that’s when reality hits harder than any censorship law.
Why bother taking it back? Crashing the economy and making
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9个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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Two important dates--Nov 3 & 11--are coming up in the trial of #HongKong #PoliticalPrisoners Chow Hang-tung, Lee Cheuk-yan & Albert Ho. Chow put out this statement in anticipation. As of Oct 14, she was back in solitary confinement but looks forward to seeing everyone in court.
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9个月前 • Hong Kong Democracy Council 0 评论

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佳姐、睡了吗?记不记起你用私生照证明小哲去了派出所?机场也是同一招、你有没有新玩法?

Are you sleeping well? Remember when you used stalker fan photos back t…
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4年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论