6 Absolute Masterpieces of Modern EV Engineering

1. Door handles that refuse to open
Flush, app-dependent handles that work until rain, cold, or a dead 12V battery. Premium experience includes crowbar optional.

2. Airbags that match the car’s personality
Over-sensitive enough to fire at a sneeze, yet somehow useless against the battery fire already cooking next to you.

3. Steering wheels designed by non-drivers
The stylish yoke that looks great in photos and feels like turning a dinner plate while driving a shopping cart.

4. Camera mirrors that quit in weather
Replacing real mirrors with cameras that fog, freeze, or die the second the sky does anything. Safety through software dependency.

5. Battery packs that eject
Not just catching fire — now they yeet themselves out of the car mid-crash. Problem solved (for the car).

6. Jumping cars that dodge ejected batteries
The logical next step: vehicles that leap out of the way when other EVs start launching their power packs like clay pigeons.