Chinese-style Logic Template
Coming to Hong Kong and defecating/urinating on the streets gets condemned:
“Fishermen's village discriminates against mainlanders and pushes for Hong Kong independence—machine-gun 'em and they'll behave.”
Kicking a deer in Nara, Japan gets
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Chinese-style Logic Template
Coming to Hong Kong and defecating/urinating on the streets gets condemned:
“Fishermen's village discriminates against mainlanders and pushes for Hong Kong independence—machine-gun 'em and they'll behave.”
Kicking a deer in Nara, Japan gets condemned:
“Little Japan's militarism isn't dead yet—drop two more atomic bombs and they won't dare act arrogant.”
Soaking feet in the Louvre's fountain gets condemned:
“Europe's all bandits—the Eight-Nation Alliance back then didn't talk reason either!”
Stepping on coral at a Thai beach gets condemned:
“Thailand survives on Chinese tourists and still dares to get aggressive? If we skip it for half a year, you'll be begging on the streets!”
Read it a few more times—actually, there's a template to it; just copy it straight:
1. Don't discuss right or wrong of the matter
2. Accuse the other side of discrimination
3. Threaten to stop consuming/visiting
4. Foreshadow military suppression
Don't believe it? Everyone remember this rule—next time you encounter similar stuff, see if it fits.
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