Warning: this is widely circulated in Chinese Social media now and we just translated it. It is not an original post by us.
Please don’t shoot the messenger. This post is viral because it exploited a loophole of chinese censorship algorithm.
Start of post:
The reason why the U.S. military has such strong combat capabilities lies in several little-known secrets behind it:
- The U.S. military trains every day to fold their blankets into perfect tofu-block squares. Even when going to bed, they're always subject to hygiene inspections.
- The U.S. military attends political classes every day, earning credits on the Xuexi Qiangguo app, studying Trump Thought in the classroom, with copies of Trump on Governing the Country placed right next to their tofu-block blankets.
- U.S. military personnel are all battle-tested warriors forged by alcohol—the higher the rank, the greater the tolerance—honing a tenacious and unyielding physique. The reason this U.S. soldier was able to maneuver behind enemy lines for 48 hours is because his rucksack contained 2 bottles of Feitian Moutai.
Original text:
美军之所以战斗力这么强,背后藏着几个不为人知的秘密:
1,美军每天训练叠被子,叠成豆腐块。上床睡觉都要随时面临卫生检查。
2,美军每天都要上政治课,在学习强国软件上修学分,课堂上学习特朗普思想,连豆腐块被子旁边放的都是《特朗普谈治国理政》。
3,美军都是酒精考验的战士,级别越高酒量越大,练就了坚韧不拔地体格。这个美军之所以在敌后斡旋48小时,就是因为他的行军包里放了2瓶飞天茅台。