The agent asks an Iranian: "Are you willing to work for Israel and the United States to overthrow the Khamenei theocratic regime?"
The Iranian replies: "I am willing!"
The agent says: "That's awesome! A hundred thousand dollars!"
The Iranian looks troubled, hesitates for a moment, grits his teeth and says: "A hundred thousand it is! But I can't come up with that much all at once—can I pay in installments?"