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服了，我承认这个工作我干不了！

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Never forget

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Bro forgot his lighter so he became one
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On the left is the only picture available of Xi Jinping during the Tiananmen Square protests. It was taken sometime in May at the Old Summer Palace with his wife Peng Liyuan. On the right is a picture of Peng singing to martial law forces on Tiananmen Square after the crackdown.
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2年前 • Joseph Torigian 0 评论

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An Indian ascetic with a metal grid welded around his neck, so that he can never lie down, late 1800s. He did this because in Asceticism, they deny themselves pleasure as part of their spiritual goals. He found lying down to be comfortable and nice, so he decided to abstain from
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Joe Rogan made it clear during his interview with Elon Musk: If you oppose DOGE, you fell for the propaganda
“That’s the problem that I see with all this DOGE stuff, right. Because everybody should be celebrating that we've found a way to cut out fraud and waste. If you pay
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Rep Tim Burchett says he’s willing to lose his job to tell us the REAL REASON government officials are opposing Elon Musk and DOGE
“They’re gonna push back because you’ve got Congressmen on both sides of the aisle. If they follow that paper trail, it's going to come back to
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1年前 • Wall Street Apes • 下载视频 0 评论

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🇬🇧: In Britain, people are thrown in prison for posting memes on the internet.
🇩🇪: In Germany, a pensioner had his house raided by police for mocking a politician on the internet.
🇳🇴: In Norway, police tried to ILLEGALLY enter MY house after I exposed a cult that engaged in
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1年前 • PeterSweden 0 评论

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She rejected the man.
She did not reject him.
She rejected his perceived net worth.
Man tries to hand a flower to an air stewardess stepping down from a private jet. She rejects him. Moments later, a luxury car pulls up, complete with driver and bodyguard, and he leaves without
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4个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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🇪🇸PM Sánchez is China’s closest ally in Western Europe.
“I find it very difficult to imagine any parties other than China that could resolve the situation in Iran and the Strait of Hormuz,” Sánchez said on Tuesday, speaking after a banquet with Xi on his fourth visit to China
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3个月前 • Theresa Fallon 0 评论

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In 2017, a 47-year-old man who believed he was suffering from lung cancer underwent emergency surgery to remove a cancerous tumor from his lung.
Surgeons discovered that the man did not have lung cancer, and the "tumor" was actually a toy traffic cone that he had inhaled 40
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🚨 PM TAKAICHI: "Late Prime Minister Shinzo Abe — who was Donald's dear friend and my dear friend — eloquently said one phrase here in Washington DC upon his visit."
"As I stand here today, I would like to repeat what he said with greater pride and confidence: JAPAN IS BACK!" 🔥
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4个月前 • Eric Daugherty • 下载视频 0 评论

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Kier Starmer was visiting a very small village in the UK, and asked the villagers what the
government could do for them.
"We have two big needs" said the village spokesman. "First, we Have a health centre, but no doctor." Starmer whipped out his mobile
phone, spoke for a while
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“Democrats trying to normalize Piker are making a mistake. He is not just a cool, edgy guy who wants universal health care. Nor is he disliked simply because he speaks up for Palestinians, as his supporters would claim. The core problem with Hasan Piker is that he is, at the most
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Is there nothing Donald Trump can do or say that crosses a line for MAGA cult members?
• Trump mocked and celebrated the deaths of Robert Mueller and Rob Reiner. He also initially refused to lower White House flags to half-staff in honor of John McCain after his death, only
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VICE PRESIDENT JD VANCE: "Peace is in the interest of the American people, and he's going to fight for it for the remainder of his administration. Wherever war breaks out, he's going to be the president of peace. Now he, of course, is a very good negotiator, a very good
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Conan delicately handling the AI issue at his Harvard commencement speech:
“AI is not a problem at Harvard. Here, professors have been able to flag the use of AI using the sophisticated AI software they use to grade papers…despite your fears, AI can not replace you. It is too
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2个月前 • Trung Phan • 下载视频 0 评论

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Newest scam in China.
Ever wonder what is the program behind the now popular Gobi desert trek in China? This is what locals says:
My former boss, to toughen up his son’s wolf-like spirit, signed him up for a 50,000-yuan (8000 USD) Gobi Desert hiking summer camp.
The brochure
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Wang Qishan helped Xi rise. Xi is now erasing him.
Wang Qishan was once one of the most powerful men in China. He was the man who almost singlehandedly helped Xi Jinping consolidate power.
After Xi took over in 2012, his position was far from secure. The Chinese Communist Party
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Trump blames the pool algae on vandalism. Yes, vandalism in DC is rampant. Last year vandals destroyed half the White House. Last week a gang of criminals ripped up the South Lawn and staged a fight club. A few months ago some cretin graffitied the Kennedy Center with his name!
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This Week in China is out | June 13–19, 2026
Xi Jinping turned 73 and marked it with a national conference convened to study his own thought. But our two most exclusive stories this week were about ordinary Chinese being silenced — which is the core of what this network does:
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It's hard not to notice that nearly all the people shrieking like psychopaths about my father's peace deal to end the war, opposed him in 2016 and in the 2024 primary. He achieved his goal and destroyed the Iranian nuclear program, but sorry guys, he's not doing an endless war!!!
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The majority in Russia is already taking issue with Putin because there is no end in sight to his war. And all the hardships Russians are facing today should bring them closer to the realization that their war is real, that it's not just "stones falling from the sky,” and that
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We remain deeply concerned that local officials in Beihai have cut off my father-in-law's access to his lawyer, severing all lines of information in and out of prison, contrary to the optimism that the leaders of our two countries reached on the case. But we remain hopeful that
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A husband excitedly calls out to his wife:
"Honey, I asked the AI today, 'What is the biggest problem in a marriage?' Guess what it said?"
The wife, not looking up from her phone, replies: "I bet it said 'the husband asking stupid questions all the time,' right?"
The husband
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As the officers led Uncle Ray away, he turned and looked straight at me. This time, there was no fake kindness on his face. The mask had finally fallen.
"You still don't know the full story, Valerie," he said.
I looked back without fear.
"I already know enough."
He laughed
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So exactly one day after Bill Gates testifies, the “victims” funded by the Tides Foundation that is funded by the Gates Foundation broadsides Todd Blanche instead of Bill Gates, the man who drugged his wife so she wouldn’t get the STDs he got from the Russian hooker he banged at
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11 year old boy dies of rabies weeks after waking to find a bat on his face in Ontario, Canada
Human rabies is exceedingly rare in Canada, with only 28 cases reported since 1924. The boy's case was the first locally acquired human rabies case reported in Ontario since 1967
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