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Joke so good he has to tell his employee
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4天前由 NO CONTEXT HUMANS 提交

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Chengdu is the same city that TikTok influencers from the U.S. always ooh and aah from and tell everyone that they don’t know the “real China” so here’s a reminder that just like any other country, the real version of itself has many versions.
The difference is, in an
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7个月前 • 🖤 Christine • -- 点击 0 评论

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Dear , you know I love you so much!
But you are in an algorithm that violates the rules of physics and mathematics. This situation spreads hate!
Does it make sense for me to have 50K account engagement with 2 million followers?
And this has been going on for months.
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7个月前 • The Figen • -- 点击 0 评论

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🚨 Elon Musk on being called a Nazi:
"It's a relentless propaganda campaign, which obviously President Trump has experienced for a very long time, 20 years, maybe longer. And politics is a blood sport, so they're going to come up with whatever attacks they can to destroy the
btc
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6个月前 • DogeDesigner • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Credit Card Update!
The program to audit unused/unneeded credit cards has been expanded to 32 agencies. After 10 weeks, more than 500K cards have been de-activated.
As a reminder, at the start of the audit, there were ~4.6M active cards/accounts, so still more work to do.
btc
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6个月前 • Department of Government Efficiency • -- 点击 0 评论

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The sheer scale of Germany's assault on freedom of speech online is something that is hard for Americans to even process. Germany is also the key driver of EU policy & has the 3rd largest economy in the world, so its clampdown on domestic politics stops Europe-wide change.
btc
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5个月前 • Mike Benz • -- 点击 0 评论

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Elon Musk: Even if civilization has just a 1% chance of being annihilated, we should back up the biosphere on another planet.
“Sometimes people are puzzled as to why we're doing it. The reason we're doing it is to make life, consciousness, multiplanetary. So as to preserve the
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4个月前 • ELON CLIPS • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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If you haven’t noticed, Elon has been responding and sharing from accounts considered small lately, following a change in X’s algorithm.
This just gives more exposure to people, so first of all, amazing work from the team, from Elon Musk, and now you can be seen more! 🫶
Same
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3个月前 • Captain Eli • -- 点击 0 评论

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"18 months after becoming the first human implanted with Elon Musk’s brain chip, Neuralink ‘Participant 1’ Noland Arbaugh says his whole life has changed."
"I see how the advancements in tech at this point are going to solve so many things. They are, I think, the future of
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3个月前 • Chubby♨️ • -- 点击 0 评论

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This situation will only focus accounts on asking questions, which is the quickest way to make money, rather than creating content.
This has been going on for a year. I criticized them a lot, but they ignored it, so things are still going bad.
Big accounts always share content,
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1个月前 • The Figen • -- 点击 0 评论

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Europe has always supported efforts for a just, comprehensive and lasting peace in Ukraine.
But for any plan to work, it needs Ukrainians and Europeans on board.
In this war, there is one aggressor and one victim. So far, we haven't heard of any concessions from Russia's side.
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9天前 • Kaja Kallas • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Inbar Haiman, a 27-year-old Israeli art student from Haifa, was kidnapped by Palestinian terrorists on October 7 from the Supernova Music Festival.
Today it has been announced that her dead body was discovered in Gaza— she was murdered in captivity.
“She's so full of love and…
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1年前 • Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 • -- 点击 0 评论

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This massive Pew poll of 24 countries shows that China has a terrible reputational problem, not just in the U.S. --a median 67% of all 24 countries view China negatively; and that some, eg JPN, Germany and France, consistently view China very negatively.

So much for the CCP's…
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2年前 • MilesYu 余茂春 • -- 点击 0 评论

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Didn’t think I’d ever be in the news, let alone twice in one week, but now at SMH has written this amazing article about me!
What an honour, this is all so surreal. I just hope I get to continue making my videos for a long time to come.

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2年前 • Building Beautifully • -- 点击 0 评论

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Defence Minister Richard Marles has so far issued a statement.
This is by far the most serious test of the Labor government's claim to have 'stabilised' the relationship with China.
This was Albanese just a short time ago in San Francisco after meeting Xi and Wang Yi:
"[Xi]…
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2年前 • Latika M Bourke • -- 点击 0 评论

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This is a new disgusting low with perverted rapist Hamas supporters sexualising a young Jewish hostage - a poor girl injured with a bullet wound. Reflective of rapist Hamas ideology.
Her 18 year old brother remains a hostage so of course she has to smile for the Hamas cameras
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2年前 • Drew Pavlou 柏乐志 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼 • -- 点击 0 评论

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Another Palestinian child weeping over the grave of her mother, begging her to come back. #Israel since the 7th of Oct has murdered a staggering 25,000 women and children or more than 70% of the 32,000 civilians killed so far. The Israelis while engaged in genocide and apparent…
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1年前 • Ronan Leo Tynan • -- 点击 0 评论

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冰玉舞蹈健身工作室So far so good 。
实地和网络教学同时进行，舞友们越来越有兴趣，经她们要求，从一周一次，到一周两次，从每次一个小时到每次一个半小时，人也越来越多。
看到她们非常认真地练习的样子，让我感动。
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4年前 • twitter机器人 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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According to Reuters, the Trump Administration and Ukraine are expected the sign the much-debated “Mineral Deal” sometime today, without any kind of Ceremony or Press Briefing; as U.S. President Donald J. Trump has told his Advisors he wants to be able to announce the Agreement
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8个月前 • OSINTdefender • -- 点击 0 评论

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Ingraham: Musk is his own person. The government contracts that he has stand on their own merit. They shouldn't be called into question. Threatening to pull them, that's not wise when five minutes ago you were, of course, hailing Musk’s work in helping rescue the stranded
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5个月前 • Acyn • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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John Roberts didn’t just go out of his way yesterday to trash Trump on a purely political matter—impeachment of corrupt judges—over which Roberts has no authority.
He did it by selectively leaking his statement to left-wing corporate media outlets, lying about its nature
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8个月前 • Sean Davis • -- 点击 0 评论

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WALTER ISAACSON: THERE’S A GOODNESS TO ELON’S MISSIONS
“Elon has a deep care about humanity, about getting us to the transition to a sustainable energy, about human civilization.
He is motivated not by making money, not by being powerful and kicking around people, but by these
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9个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Early Tesla employee: Elon has zero tolerance for any hint of bureaucracy.
“Elon's one of the most driven individuals I've ever met. He's got incredibly high bandwidth. But he's got zero tolerance for any hint of bureaucracy.
He often asked us to take special forces methods to
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7个月前 • ELON CLIPS • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Based on full consideration of global expectations, China’s interests, and the appeals of the U.S. business community and consumers, #China has decided to agree to engage with the #US side. As China’s lead on China-U.S. economic and trade affairs, Vice Premier He Lifeng will hold
btc
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6个月前 • Chinese Embassy in US • -- 点击 0 评论

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A friend in Korea just sent me this:
“President Lee Jae-myung has banned the anti-China rallies led by the Korean conservative youth group Freedom University in Myeong-dong, Seoul, near the Chinese embassy. He labeled these demonstrations not as freedom of expression but as
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2个月前 • Gordon G. Chang • -- 点击 0 评论

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In week one, Obama had 13 nominees confirmed. Today is day 9 for Trump & he only has 5 confirmed.
Senate Democrats are still obstructing the process—even delaying noms everyone agrees on. This isn’t due diligence; it’s just more games to undermine Trump’s America-first agenda,
btc
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10个月前 • Rick Scott • -- 点击 0 评论

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