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Joke so good he has to tell his employee
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❕BREAKING: #WhitePaperProtest Director of documentary ‘Not the Foreign Force’, Plato #ChenPinlin photoed in detention center; he has been prosecuted to court.
The case of Chen Pinlin charged of ‘picking quarrels and provoking troubles’ was prosecuted by the Baoshan District…
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1年前 • 夏巢川_AestasCornix • -- 点击 0 评论

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Gen. Dong Jun delivered tough messages at #SLD24, especially on Taiwan. He even raised UN Res. 2758 and said that the UN has determined that Taiwan is a province of China. The UN cannot decide Taiwan’s legal status! Read my report:
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Dark Brandon: "I'm not letting my Irish get the best of me ... I heard that 'concept of a plan' now for almost eight years. What the hell is a concept of a-- he has no concept of anything! No plan."
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1年前 • Aaron Rupar • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Rather than pulling the race card, Mayor Brandon Johnson should produce results.
He has the lowest approval in modern Chicago history - including among black people.
Crime is still rampant.
Incompetent politicians deflect to race when they can’t defend their results.
btc
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2个月前 • Kaizen D. Asiedu • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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「罗2:6」他必照各人的行为报应各人。
God "will give to each person according to what he has done."
「罗2:11」因为神不偏待人。
For God does…
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2年前 • 返璞归真 • -- 点击 0 评论

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When Kissinger dies, I hope the CCP moves his body to Beijing for a state funeral. He has truly earned it.
基辛格死了的话，让中共搬到北京给办个国葬吧。
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2年前 • Yaxue Cao • -- 点击 0 评论

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“You realize that the Chinese Communist Party has figured out a way to use our system against us, whether it’s the, you know, petitioning the government or lawfare,” said.
The chairman says he will bring back the Comprehensive Outbound Investment
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President Trump’s bold leadership has created the first significant opening for peace talks between Ukraine and Russia.
President Trump’s position is clear:
He wants the killing to stop and to bring the two countries together to create a lasting peace.
btc
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“Xi Jinping found out, he was furious.”
“…Chinese leader ordered an investigation of Gao Shanwen, chief economist at state-owned SDIC Securities, who has frequently advised the government on economic and financial policies. Xi then ordered authorities to discipline him.”
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10个月前 • Denise Wu • -- 点击 0 评论

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Amazing visit with at the Pentagon today. He is a patriot, and I look forward to continuing our work together. With Elon and we are ensuring our Military continues to be the greatest fighting force the world has ever known.
btc
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8个月前 • Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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President Trump has secured an energy and infrastructure ceasefire in the Russia/Ukraine War -- the first deescalation in three years, paving the way for a full ceasefire and permanent peace. He also secured Russian cooperation on Iran/Middle East. Extraordinary accomplishments.
btc
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8个月前 • David Sacks • -- 点击 0 评论

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Elon Musk just declared war on every AI company.
His $80B company, xAI, just bought X for $33B...
And he now has the ONE thing OpenAI, Anthropic, & Google desperately need.
Here's how Elon Musk is outplaying the entire AI industry:
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8个月前 • Fernando Cao • -- 点击 0 评论

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COLOMBIA SUSPENDS INTEL SHARING WITH U.S.
President Gustavo Petro has ordered Colombia’s security forces to stop sharing intelligence and cooperating with U.S. agencies. He said the suspension will remain until missile attacks on Caribbean boats end, stressing that anti-drug
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Kindergartens in Hong Kong are now doing this daily CCP brainwashing thing. “One country, two systems” is just a big joke.
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1年前 • Bin Xie__The Great Translation Movement • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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My X family, I have a kind request from you.
Can you also give "like" to the comments you like of those who comment on my posts? 🙏
So that the algorithm also supports their comments.
They also work hard to make good comments to attract people's attention.
Why do politicians
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ELON TALKING ABOUT COST EFFICIENCY AT SPACEX 20 YEARS AGO
“Anyone outside the space business assumes rockets are made of magic.
So if you tell [suppliers] it's for a rocket, they go like, well, I don't think I'm quite good enough to do something for a rocket.
We tell them,
btc
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9个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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🇺🇸 HAROLD “SONNY” WHITE: I TOLD LOCKHEED TO BUY SPACEX IN 2003—GOOD THING THEY DIDN’T!
Founder and CEO of Casimir, Harold White:
"In 2003, Elon spoke at a commercial spaceflight conference.
I told Lockheed Martin, 'I think this guy is going to do everything he said he’s going
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6个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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For anyone thinks Chinese cartoonist 变态辣椒 is not a Muslimphobia racist scum. Just read his tweets！
1. ISIS is no extremism. They are typical Musim.
2. dont call people Musilm，its an insult.
3. A Muslim is only good when he/she gaves up Islam.
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1年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao • -- 点击 0 评论

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Our national anxiety revolves around a single story.

The story of Donald Trump.

We know the beginning and the middle. We are all anxious to know how it ends.

Will he succeed in destroying democracy and ending the grand American experiment?

Will the forces of good rise to stop…
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It got drowned out in all the good news from last night, but Boston Mayor Michelle Wu became the youngest person to be reelected in the city's history.
She ran unopposed because her opponent--Patriots owner Bob Kraft's son--withdrew a few months ago after realizing he had no
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老默已经又有了新欢： a younger woman who has been traveling with him — his massage therapist — who, he has told friends, has made him very happy. 是他的健康理疗师，难怪春风满面阿。只闻新人笑..记得以前记者采访老默儿子问关于邓，其子也说，邓小姐我们不熟，他让父亲很快活（@练
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Let me ask the author directly for you…
Hi this dude has a quick question for you regarding your article China Is Ready for War:
"Hey man, just a quick question: How much do you get paid for writing these feel-good, bullshit stories? If it pays well, I could write
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Orban, an Hungarian engineer, offered his cannon-making skills to the Byzantine Emperor but couldn't agree on payment.
So, he went to the Ottomans, creating the Great Turkish Bombard. This cannon played a pivotal role in the fall of Constantinople in 1453.
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I watched this like 3 times because it is so mind blowing
“This is a microprocessor, how did humans make this. How as human beings did we even come close to making something like this”
He takes a microscope and keeps zooming:
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The Rocky father and son had an argument and the son had left the house.
Then the father got very upset and went to get his son from his girlfriend's house.
But the son was stubborn so he didn't go with his father.
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