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In Wolf Warrior, waving a passport makes the world bow.
In Gaza, Hamas convoys don’t stop for anyone’s flag.
The same people cheering violence today would cry for peace if it were their street on Oct 7.
The world isn’t a movie — it doesn’t care who you think the hero is.
#TGTM
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7个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Urals oil price is up 50% from a year ago, a big windfall for Putin. This means a larger current account surplus, a stronger Ruble and a stronger economy. The West has the means to stop this by lowering the G7 cap. The EU just has to override Greece and its shipping oligarchs...
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2年前 • Robin Brooks 0 评论

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Reporter: Is Trump right when he says China and Russia are a threat in the Arctic?
Carney: Oh, yeah, Russia is definitely a threat. We have to work together to stop Russia. Russia is bad. Russia isn't good.
I'm not saying Carney is compromised and that Canada is a vassal of the
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3个月前 • Lane Kendall • 下载视频 0 评论

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一味退让、忍耐极易造成对手战略误判！进攻是最好的防守！只有激化矛盾才能最终解决矛盾！
If one billion people decide to do something, nobody can stop it!
（傅莹）

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5年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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Stop political manipulation，hand over the truth about the new crown ！
美国的新冠时间线又提前了，所以真相到底是怎么样的呢？
请让世界对美国的实验室展开真正的科学…
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4年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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🚨 WOW! Marco Rubio is going HARD against the UN from the podium 🔥
Time to DEFUND the UN.
"All we're asking them to do is to CONDEMN this, to call on Iran to stop BLOWING UP ships, to remove these mines and to allow humanitarian relief to come through because there's
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《 #避风港Haven》（204）

#病案与分析请问 #6岁男孩分别在2021年12月、2022年2月二针疫苗后四个月，#确诊I型糖尿病。医院出的诊断：#I型糖尿病性酮症酸中毒、#I型糖尿病、#低T3综合症。目前一直打胰岛素…
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3年前 • 磐石战队 0 评论

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The people of Ukraine have been struck by fresh, serious attacks. I assure my prayers for all the victims, especially children and their families. I strongly reiterate my appeal to end the war and to support every initiative for dialogue and peace. Let us #PrayTogether for peace
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11个月前 • Pope Leo XIV 0 评论

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At college I took a course on Japanese economy. The professor, Henry Rosovsky, told the class this joke I still remember. One day members of the Israeli Knesset were debating how to revive Israeli economy. One member pointed out that Germany and Japan grew strongly after WWII
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10个月前 • Yasheng Huang 黄亚生 0 评论

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I had a positive, very substantive, and frank conversation with President of the United States Donald Trump I thanked him for a good and productive start to the work of the Ukrainian and American teams in Jeddah on March 11—this meeting of the teams significantly helped
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1年前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський 0 评论

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🔥HOLY SMOKES: Tulsi just took apart The Russia Hoax, the Dirty 51 laptop letter, Clapper, Brennan, weaponized FBI in her opening statement — and then it got personal:
"Just 24 hours after I criticized Kamala Harris and her nomination, I was placed on a secret domestic terror
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1年前 • Western Lensman • 下载视频 0 评论

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ELON: AI EDUCATION WILL BE LIKE HAVING EINSTEIN AS A TEACHER FOR EACH CHILD
“I think the parents will still be responsible for values and morals.
[But] I do think AI will dramatically affect education, because the AI is an extremely knowledgeable teacher.
It will be very
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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Elon Musk
“I remember from the PayPal days: Do you know who complained the loudest? The Fraudsters. There would be immediate over the top indignation from the fraudsters. Normal people will say "I think there's something wrong," Fraudsters will come hot out the gate with fake
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2025 is the 10th anni of the China Boom, where i argued China was entering a long slowdown & most ppl couldn't believe it. my latest dissent piece tells you why the situation is worse than i predicted & the regime is more secure amidst the slowdown.
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1年前 • Ho-fung Hung 0 评论

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I know you’re lashing out because DOGE is uncovering your family’s obscene grifting via USAID, but I won’t let you lie and distort facts. The FAA administrator announced he resigned over a month before Trump took office, and the air traffic controllers were always exempt from
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1年前 • Secretary Sean Duffy 0 评论

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I ran against Maxine Waters in the 2016, 2018, 2020, and 2022 elections. In August 2018, Maxine Waters wrote an open letter to the Department of Justice and Capitol Police, urging them to investigate me. Nearly six years later, I was indicted over baseless allegations.
The FBI
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1年前 • Omar Navarro 0 评论

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I met with a bipartisan delegation of the U.S. Senate on the sidelines of the Munich Security Conference. I am grateful for the bipartisan support Ukraine has received since the very beginning of the full-scale invasion, and for the contributions made to protect thousands of
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1年前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • 下载视频 0 评论

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I can't believe how good this timeline is!
Follow this chain of events:
1. Reuters writes hit piece against DOGE.
2. Musk tweets, 'I wonder what Reuters are being paid?
3. DOGE uncovers Department of Defence contract paying Reuters for 'Large Scale Social Deception.
It's crazy
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1年前 • Topher Field 0 评论

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When asked about why chose to exchange study in Poland 🇵🇱, a Chinese student said:
"Poland was occupied 3 times in major wars. Considering the world situation today, I want visit before it gets occupied again."
"I apologized to my professor but this is my real thought."
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1年前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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On Trade, I have decided, for purposes of Fairness, that I will charge a RECIPROCAL Tariff meaning, whatever Countries charge the United States of America, we will charge them - No more, no less!
For purposes of this United States Policy, we will consider Countries that use the
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1年前 • Donald J. Trump 0 评论

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REPORTER: Would you be interested in defunding and taking away taxpayer dollars to NPR and PBS? "I would love to do that. I think it's very unfair, it's been very biased — the whole group... the kind of money that's being wasted, and it's a very biased view."
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1年前 • Rapid Response 47 • 下载视频 0 评论

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I made a promise at CPAC that I was going to Boston after reading about numerous illegal alien child rapists walking the streets of Boston and Massachusetts. ICE had to find and arrest these illegal alien rapists because Massachusetts and Boston are sanctuaries that refuse to
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1年前 • Thomas D. Homan 0 评论

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Historically, it was difficult to reinvent a company at the height of its market cap.
When I was in Nokia, I asked why my Finnish colleagues why the company did not reinvest its resources to build the actual smartphone — event its concept video predicted the vision correctly
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1年前 • Yun-Ta Tsai 0 评论

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🚨 ELON MUSK: "Everything that DOGE does is an open book. We are the most transparent organization in government ever. I am under such an extreme spotlight, so much scrutiny, that it's literally impossible for me to get away with anything nefarious, nor do I wish to."
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1年前 • DogeDesigner • 下载视频 0 评论

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Elon Musk: The public wants Starfleet Academy.
“I think some very exciting things are possible. I'm pretty confident the public wants Starfleet Academy.
How do we make Star Trek real? That'd be pretty amazing. I'd love that. I think the fastest we can make Starfleet real, the
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1年前 • ELON CLIPS • 下载视频 0 评论

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