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I can’t stop laughing
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But you are also a liar. Analysis have shown your DOGE's disclosed savings are 90% duplicate, non-actual (because you report ceiling contracts) or already paid. You later removed the metadata in your json file to stop scrutiny from third party
You and your DOGE team are lying,
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1年前 • 勃勃OC 0 评论

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Chuck Schumer admits the quiet part out loud— Democrat-appointed judges are really activists who are there to stop Trump:
"We did put 235 judges, progressive judges, judges not under the control of Trump, last year on the bench, and they are ruling against Trump time after time
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1年前 • Libs of TikTok • 下载视频 0 评论

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If you live in Wisconsin, go vote today for Brad Schimmel for Supreme Court. Do not miss this opportunity.
If you live in Florida congressional district 1 or congressional district 6 idon’t give the Democrats a chance to stop the agenda. Vote like your future depends on it.
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1年前 • Donald Trump Jr. 0 评论

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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent explains the administration’s new tariffs, and why we had to do something to stop the slide.
(0:00) Trump’s Tariff Plan
(5:42) The Current State of the Stock Market
(8:22) Will Americans See Substantial Tax Cuts Because of Tariffs?
(13:16) How
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1年前 • Tucker Carlson • 下载视频 0 评论

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The Dutch government's too-clever-by-half decision to seize control of Nexperia, a chip maker, away from its Chinese owners is having a massive effect on European supply chains. The German car industry is 10-20 days away from a total production stop. The problem came after
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6个月前 • Wolfgang Munchau 0 评论

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Police are getting DESPERATE TO STOP Avi Yemini from reporting in Melbourne 这位记者勇敢地多次采访抗议强制疫苗的示威者并多次面对黑警的刁难与威胁，让更多…
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4年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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Russia just opened visa-free travel to Chinese tourists.
Within days, the first survival tip went viral:
“Always carry 5,000 rubles in cash… in case the police stop you.”
The warning didn’t come from Western media.
It came from a Chinese student living in Russia.
Soon after, a
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5个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Before the Thai-Cambodia border conflict, the Thai always show the futuristic VT-4 tank made by Norinco.
Now they only show Oplot-T from Ukraine in their official video.
We are guessing after several Temu QC incident, they decided to stop using them and call customer service.
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3个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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In the US, “poverty” means falling below a high floor. The so called kill line.
A poor individual is defined at about US$40/day
(U.S. Census Bureau poverty threshold).
Below that line, assistance doesn’t stop:
SNAP food aid: ~US$187/month per person (≈ US$6/day)
Medicaid:
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3个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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How hospital in China stop unreasonable superstition, they often have an older gentleman as a security guard.
A pregnant woman showed up at the hospital, her huge belly leading the way with a whole posse of relatives in tow.
She found the doctor and said: I'm giving birth
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🚨 BREAKING: The mass shooter in Austin, TX last night is a 53 year old WEST AFRICAN MIGRANT from SENEGAL who had a Quran in his vehicle
The FBI believes there was a TERROR NEXUS
WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY! STOP THE THIRD-WORLD MIGRATION!
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2个月前 • Nick Sortor • 下载视频 0 评论

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🇺🇸🇮🇷 WHO WON!? If Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz and charges $2 million per passage, then obviously Iran has won.
Iran keeps its hands on the throat of the global economy and can choke it at any time. This can’t be a victory for the US. How can you declare victory if Iran
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29天前 • Lord Bebo 0 评论

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📍Nashua, New Hampshire
“When I talked to voters, I grabbed a lot of them as they exited the polling location here in Nashua, they majority of them actually told me that they planning to vote for Nikki Haley.”
#NHPolitics | #FITN
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2年前 • Team Nikki Haley • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is the PS Hanami, my handmade Playstation 1 portable that I designed and built in one month! It uses a REAL PS1 motherboard that I cut in half, folded like a book, and rewired. NO emulation! Details in🧵
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I can't believe I just noticed this. Turns out when measured by GDP per capita (PPP), Taiwan's lead over China has been GROWING, despite a slower growth rate measured by percentage changes. Had to use a graphing calculator to understand why.
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2年前 • Huey Li 0 评论

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As I was sworn in alongside Vice President I felt eager to undertake our new responsibilities & start working toward our goals. My commitment to steering #Taiwan toward a future defined by prosperity, peace, & even stronger democracy remains unwavering.
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1年前 • 賴清德Lai Ching-te 0 评论

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During my intervention at the I raised important questions regarding office receiving funds from the #PRC and defending the #CCP's narrative on Uyghur atrocity. Instead of addressing the truths that I have pointed out, the president chose to reprimand me
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1年前 • Rushan Abbas • 下载视频 0 评论

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I'm 56.
Anxiety controlled me for years and I regret wasting my life making poor decisions...
Then I discovered Carl Jung’s Archetypes and 7 Laws of Finding Purpose.
Here's how to use your shadow to find your true self: 🧵
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1年前 • Lorwen C Nagle, PhD 0 评论

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They say:
If you see a tree, you're left-brained.
If you see 2 people holding hands, you're right-brained.
What does it look like to you?
I don't see any of them, I just see an ostrich head! 🤣
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1年前 • Figen 0 评论

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About three years ago, I became one of those persecuted Chinese journalists. I don’t live in China, and have since become an Australian citizen. The term "transnational repression" describes my experience: state-sponsored surveillance, harassment, smear campaigns, and threats of
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1年前 • Vicky Xu / 許微其 0 评论

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Two years ago, I heard that Taiwan's govt had unearthed surveillance files from the secret police of its authoritarian era. They were finally becoming open to the public, nearly four decades after Taiwan's democratisation. I wanted to see what was inside:
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1年前 • Alice Su 蘇奕安 0 评论

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Speaking at the University of Cambridge, I shared my thoughts on the challenges facing the world & what #Taiwan is doing to strengthen its resilience & safeguard its democracy. I thoroughly enjoyed engaging with students & faculty on these important topics.
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11个月前 • 蔡英文 Tsai Ing-wen 0 评论

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RIP Oscar.
the next best picture will be AI-generated
I recreated "Everything Everywhere All at Once" with Higgsfield and it’s scary good
can you tell which one’s original? I see no difference
win the oscar for $9
8 examples:
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11个月前 • el.cine • 下载视频 0 评论

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It's this time of the year again. I know I sound like a broken record, but this should be said again and again until the day it becomes a reality: the CCP must be held accountable for the Tiananmen Massacre.
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11个月前 • Yaqiu Wang 王亚秋 0 评论

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I thank for enabling Starlink satellite internet access for all Sri Lankans. This marks a significant step forward in the digital transformation of our nation.
I look forward to meeting Elon soon to explore further advancements for Sri Lanka’s digital future.
btc
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10个月前 • Ranil Wickremesinghe 0 评论