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I can’t stop laughing
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1年前由 NO CONTEXT HUMANS 提交

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On May 28, 2021, I ran for my life through the streets of downtown Portland, Ore.
Antifa had discovered me working undercover after one of their members, John Hacker, exposed me to the mob.
I screamed for help as I fled, but drivers and pedestrians looked away. The businesses
btc
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7个月前 • Andy Ngo • 下载视频 0 评论

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One reason I asked my family to replace their ICE cars with Tesla is that I kept being asked how to repair their cars.
With Tesla, it gave me sanity to maintain our family fleet.
The tooling is excellent and I use the same tool every time for family.
btc
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6个月前 • Yun-Ta Tsai 0 评论

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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just admitted on The View that there are PAID MAGA INFLUENCERS.
“I think there’s a lot of paid social media influencers… they’re all MAGA accounts, and they all attacked me when I said I was coming on this show.”
Did she just expose the whole
时政
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6个月前 • Brian Allen • 下载视频 0 评论

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…. ?
I am free to block anyone.
I didn't insult anyone. I blocked bad people, which is my most natural right.
Do you call it free speech when people target and insult me for 24 hours??
If you call it free speech, then you're not normal.
That's called harassment!
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5个月前 • The Figen 0 评论

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I just asked Grok to calculated the weighted CAGR on my investments since 2016:
39.52%.
Then I asked it to add my investments from 2010 (when I first began investing), to give me an overall weighted CAGR since 2010:
31.25%
(wonder what it'll look like 30+ years from now)
btc
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5个月前 • stevenmarkryan 0 评论

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This isn't something I like to talk about in public — the point of concealed carry is not to draw attention — but like many Americans, I carry everyday. The purpose of the second Amendment is the prevention of tyranny. What happened today was tyrannical, so I wrote about it. 🧵
时政
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3个月前 • Tyler Austin Harper 0 评论

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MAJOR BREAKING: Republican Nancy Mace:
"The CIA is in possession of [Epstein] information I believe the public has every right to see.
I also want to be clear: I love life."
- What does the CIA have?
- Why is the FBI still hiding information?
- Why is the DOJ still hiding
时政
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2个月前 • Brian Krassenstein 0 评论

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I have never disrespected Nikita, not even once. I never criticized him either!
He was the one who started this fight with me!
He criticized me by replying to accounts that were already criticizing me.
As an X employee, he was supposed to remain neutral.
I am innocent, he
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8天前 • The Figen 0 评论

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We cannot allow Putin to invade another country with impunity—he would not stop at Ukraine. Continuing to defend the cause of freedom helps keep us and our allies safe from future military ambitions of authoritarians around the world.
时政
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2年前 • Senator Mitt Romney • 下载视频 0 评论

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Xinjiang police arrested brother Kuddusjan in 2023 - over a chat among friends in a restaurant. China's court said it was an "illegal" meeting and sentenced Kuddusjan to almost six years in prison. should act now to stop the atrocities.
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专制迫害
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1年前 • 人权观察 HRW Chinese • 下载视频 0 评论

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杜特尔特宣布不再骂脏话(stop cursing)，称“上帝”已对其示警——“上帝说，如果我继续骂脏话，他就让飞机坠毁。”
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9年前 • 妮妮娃 0 评论

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𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐓𝐳𝐮𝐲𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐲💙
PART·1-JYP大楼公交站牌
PART•1-JYP Building Bus Stop Advertisement

时间：2023.6.01-6.30
站点：首尔体育中学.高中前(A)公交车…
推特中文圈
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2年前 • ChinaTzuyuBar_周子瑜吧 0 评论

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After years of speaking and acting against this, the federal retirement plan is taking a step to stop federal retirement dollars from going to China.
Congress must pass my TSP Act of 2023 to finish the job.
More here:
时政
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2年前 • Senator Marco Rubio 0 评论

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@老生气：找中介办猫猫的托运，中介说提供一下猫猫照片，我情不自禁发了十几二十张，中介说：stop
大陆资讯
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4年前 • 微博 0 评论

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Vote for Superjudge Brad Schimel in Wisconsin on Tuesday!!
The Republican House majority is razor thin and the Democrats want to redraw Wisconsin districts to flip the House and stop the government reforms.
Super important to vote for Superjudge!!
btc
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1年前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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标语不对，具有误导性，不应该是stopwar，而是keep war, stop Putin。任何看似公平得混为一谈，都是外支持侵略者。
推特中文圈
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4年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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The worst possible strategic decision - but a predictable one.
China doesn’t do alliances. It builds dependencies, then monetizes, coerces, and exploits them. It offers markets without trust, contracts without guarantees, and “partnerships” that end the moment you stop being
时政
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3个月前 • Бианка 0 评论

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Iranians in Toronto showed guts like no one else in the world yesterday, marching through freezing snow and brutal winds to stand with the people of Iran and tell the Canadian government to stop sucking up to the regime.
时政
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3个月前 • Iranian American 🇺🇸 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Sport shouldn’t mean amnesia, and the Olympic movement should help stop wars, not play into the hands of aggressors. Unfortunately, the decision of the International Olympic Committee to disqualify Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych says otherwise. This is certainly
时政
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2个月前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський 0 评论

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China, stop pretending.
In 1960, when you were still fighting for global recognition, you openly supported Somaliland’s independence. You needed legitimacy—so you respected it.
Today? You suddenly “express concern” when others do the same.
Same principle.
Different standard.
时政
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1个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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🇫🇷 French General Michel Yakovleff:
"American officials need to stop snorting cocaine between meetings"
France’s most quotable general just said out loud what every European defence official has been thinking privately for two months.
General Michel Yakovleff, former NATO
时政
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9天前 • Gandalv 0 评论

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In 1984, a German journalist in Paris revealed the secret to crossing the busy Place de la Concorde: Walk with total confidence and never look at the drivers. If you do, they’ll think you’ve seen them and won’t stop.
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20天前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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I have a question, and I genuinely want to know. Why is George W. Bush not campaigning with or for Donald Trump? Is he no longer a Republican?
时政
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2年前 • Simon Ateba 0 评论

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Yesterday, I visited the province of Matanzas,where I handed over humanitarian supplies from China.🇨🇳🇨🇺
驻古巴大使马辉在中国外…
推特中文圈
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3年前 • MA Hui 马辉 0 评论

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I want to tell you what I want to say most.
我想要把我最想说的话都说给你们听！

#SmilewithFortPeat
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3年前 • Zoey_Blingbaby 0 评论