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迪拜小哥在游艇度假时，不小心把正在录像的手机掉落到海里。然而，这场意外却因祸得福，让手机意外记录下了极其罕见的视听体验。清澈蔚蓝的地中海、波光粼粼的“阳光”、在镜头前好奇游动打量的小鱼……没有经过任何剪辑和特效，却美得让人治愈。最后手机失而复得的身影，更是像极了电影里的桥段。

倒立原来这么简单...

内蒙古旧货市场发生持刀互殴双方满身血迹引群众围观 7月23日，内蒙古某旧货市场内发生一起冲突事件。市场内一名老板与客户因纠纷发生争执，双方随后手持刀具扭打在一起，导致两人满手、满脸血迹。现场情况混乱，引发大量群众围观。

传统环节虽迟但到，张雪峰的小女友在直播中称，武亮给张雪峰送的不是跑步机，是除雪机。同时爆料武亮表面上装的大大方方，实际上掠夺张雪峰遗产大成功，给张雪峰女儿给的全是一些垃圾公司

飞行投屏海报，太有创意了😲👍🏻！ #旺旺集团

另一位中国籍2026菲尔兹奖得主——邓煜，近期则被网友塑造成最有“活人感”的数学家😝 长得像黄轩，喜欢百合同人，在视频里大胆展示自担和马克杯；还在知乎被网友不屑这些反差标签之外，他研究的是极其复杂的问题：

TikTok上发现的逆天中文歌。 by石川佳纯（石川小町）。好听！若闭着眼听，绝对发现不了，歌手竟然不是中国人。

23岁180cm75kg，一名辅警。他真的太帅了，再次见面时，他说他一直忘不掉我身上的香味，还主动给我买了一大堆的零食。然后轻触我的双唇：“我真的太久没碰女的了。”他搂着我的腰，“不胖，小腿也很细，腰也很细。”只是，他还是套两个套，插进来猛干10分钟，缴械投降后，穿上运动服去找他同事打麻将去了。

【因为他们离开了中国制度】我一直认为：制度决定论远优于历史终结论。

丘老师这么说，太不厚道。他自己是退休以后，去中国发挥余热，在人生和事业末端做另类自我实现。但人家王虹、邓煜人生和事业正当年，怎么能走他现在走的路？他自己年轻的时候都不走他现在走的路。人得厚道一点，怎么能让年轻同行去走人生暮年道路？这种无聊事，人家杨振宁都不干。

感觉有点像周蒽夹，是王毅在干邓大姐吗

أي عالم هذا الذي يُقتل فيه الأطفال أمام الكاميرات، ولا يحدث أي شيء ؟ نحن في أسوء حقبة تاريخية وأمام اسوء و أقذر عدو. التطبيع مع كيان يحتل الأرض ويقتل الأطـ فال خيانة وشراكة في الدم !

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坦白讲，习近平能够在改革开放四十多年后的中国，突然变成一个皇帝，这本身就是最大的莫名其妙，无中生有，点石成金。

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7月21日，中国驻菲律宾大使井泉回应《中国日报》用“猴子”影射菲律宾人的争议视频时称：这只是媒体行为，与中国政府无关，中国政府“不可能管控每家媒体、每个视频、每篇文章”。涉事的《中国日报》是中国国家级英文媒体。

شوارع غزة الآن ممتلئة، الآلاف من الأطفال والنساء يفترشون الشوارع بلا مأوى. تحدثوا عنهم، انقلوا معانتهم، صوتهم ونقل معاناتهم أمانة.

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7月23日，河南一位军事模型爱好者视频称，自己花费大量时间和精力制作了多门高射炮和榴弹炮模型，却突然接到政府部门通知，要求强制拉走，对此感到十分疑惑。帖子发出后，评论区网友纷纷调侃： “这是怕你造反啊” “现在造假的都这么厉害，万一你造真的怎么办”

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My humor is broken
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1年前由 NO CONTEXT HUMANS 提交

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MASSIVE shoutout to everyone on the Tesla team making Unsupervised FSD Robotaxis a reality this June. Your work is not going unnoticed. I’ve spoken to many of you, and one thing is clear:
Everyone is locked the fuck in.
Keep pushing bc this is history in the making!
👊⚡️
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1年前 • Teslaconomics • 下载视频 0 评论

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This Chinese Model 3 owner refutes a prominent influencer’s claim that XPeng NGP is better than Tesla FSD in China. He also owns Xpeng X9 and is very familiar with NGP. He says the opposite is true: FSD works much better than NGP. His preferred commute vehicle now is Model 3
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1年前 • Ray • 下载视频 0 评论

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Dear
This is your employee who blocked me, I don't know who he is, I have never interacted with him!
X employees can block from their personal accounts.
But this account is not personal, it has the xAl emblem.
Therefore, it is an official account!
No one can block users
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1年前 • The Figen 0 评论

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Arguably the tragedy of our era is that Elon does not actually want power—much less absolute power.
He’s a completely sincere person with nothing to hide. What he says he wants is: freedom. What I believe he wants is: freedom.
Which is kind of lame but way better than nothing
btc
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11个月前 • Curtis Yarvin 0 评论

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I think it is pretty clear that Russia is solidly fucked at this point, and there is basically nothing that could happen from this point forward that will ever save face and make up for what has happened already. Even if Ukraine withdrew all forces right now, this is a
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1年前 • Andrew Perpetua 0 评论

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WOW. This is Philadelphia right now. There is no end in sight for this line to see Kamala Harris tonight. Thousands of people are already waiting and she doesn’t speak for another 5 hours. There is so much joy. People are singing and dancing and having a blast. This is amazing.
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1年前 • Victor Shi 0 评论

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Today, there is wet snow with rain in many Ukrainian regions. The temperature at night gets below zero. It is already snowing in Kharkiv. The heating is not on in several cities.
Ukraine is getting ready to face the hardest winter in our history.
There may be no electricity in
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1年前 • Anton Gerashchenko • 下载视频 0 评论

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ELON: THERE IS A NEED FOR CHANGE IN EUROPE
"Go out there, talk to people... one vote at a time. There is a need for change, it's got to be done.
This election is so important... the future of civilization could hang on this election.
When something is so important... you
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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The median home value in the US just 10 years ago was roughly $161,000.

Today, the median home value is $350,000, up 117%, which is 4.5x the median income.

Meanwhile, the median sales price on a home today is at $416,000, which is 5.3x the median income.

Existing home sales…
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2年前 • The Kobeissi Letter 0 评论

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What is Kailas hiding?
Kailas is the most mysterious mountain in Tibet. First, "it defies conquest," and second, there is a version that says that Kailas is a pyramid that holds the bodies of all the races that exist on earth. Several centuries ago it was used by Hindus ("the
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2年前 • @AndTartary and antiquity 0 评论

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Sanction in China is flexible. Marco Rubio has been sanction twice since 2020. Here is the latest photo in 2026, he is seen shaking hands with Chinese foreign minister Wang Yi. Chinese do know what sanction means right? It is persona non grata and dial it up to the max.
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4个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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“Democrats trying to normalize Piker are making a mistake. He is not just a cool, edgy guy who wants universal health care. Nor is he disliked simply because he speaks up for Palestinians, as his supporters would claim. The core problem with Hasan Piker is that he is, at the most
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2个月前 • Shannon Watts 0 评论

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HOLY SHT:
President Trump is now crashing out on:
-Joe Kent
-Tucker Carlson
-Candace Owens
-Megyn Kelley
He just said Joe Kent and everyone else is a "LOSER" and "LOW IQ" and that they were "born that way."
MAGA is dead.
Whoever supports this sht is straight up retarded.
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3个月前 • Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 0 评论

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FSD V13.2.2 ➡️ V13.2.7
Drive 1, 25 miles. City & highway mix.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS:
At this point, there really isn't much to say. I pressed a button on a touch screen from the parking lot at my apartment complex, sat on my ass, pressed the door open button to get out after the
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1年前 • Mike P 0 评论

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PSA FOR ALL WOMEN ON THE BIRTH CONTROL PILL:
I’ve been waiting to share my story until I felt like I had enough time to make my conclusion.
It’s been 2 1/2 months since I stopped taking birth control.
I had been on the pill continuously, having no periods whatsoever, for 18
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10个月前 • Ellie in Space 🚀💫 • 下载视频 0 评论

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I don’t know where to begin, so I’ll start here: my view from one Dragon to another. I don’t have words yet for the whole experience, so a picture will have to do.
This was my first attempt at a time-lapse (thank you, for many great tips). Aurora over the South
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11个月前 • Zena Cardman • 下载视频 0 评论

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As I told press right after the incident:
This was the first time in my life that I participated in a protest. As a journalist I’ve been to protests so many times - to watch and record how others participate. I’m turning 30 this year. Today I thought I’d join my friends and
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2年前 • Vicky Xu / 許微其 0 评论

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There will be almost 2 million followers but my account appears to be an account consisting of fake followers!
Because 75% of my followers do not see what I share.
And this has been going on for 4 months!
I have seen many accounts that are not premium members and get better
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1年前 • Figen 0 评论

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“I love my life, but in Afghanistan, being a woman with dreams can get you killed.”
After I shared a video of myself riding a bike and feeling the wind in my hair, a young Afghan woman named Fatima Vojohat sent me her own video, committing the same ‘crime.’ It went viral,
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2年前 • Masih Alinejad 🏳️ • 下载视频 0 评论

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Tonight at my twin’s wedding, I gave several guests a ride in my Model Y using FSD. It was their first time ever experiencing it, and they were blown away by it. Most had no idea the technology was already this capable.
So many people still have no clue what’s about to happen.
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9个月前 • Sawyer Merritt 0 评论

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“I started puberty blockers and estrogen at 13.
I trusted the doctors.
Now my bones ache, my heart feels weak, and I live with side effects no one warned me about.
I feel like I was lied to.”
This isn’t rare.
It’s just the kind of story no one wants to hear.
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9个月前 • Daniel Black🦎 0 评论

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🚨🗣 Kaka: “I did everything I could to save my marriage, but there's something I learned: you can't force someone to stay with you if they've already decided to leave.
“In 2015, my wife told me she didn't want to be married anymore. I clung to the idea of fighting, of
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8个月前 • Football Xtra™ 0 评论

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出于对我版权和隐私的保护，我的后续作品会上传到Patreon。推特只用于接单和预告，谢谢各位的帮助和支持。
To protect my copyright and privacy, my subsequent works will…
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3年前 • 不乐狼 0 评论

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🌸🌸🌸#Wfers
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3年前 • Dove 德芙｜InFuture 0 评论

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🌸🌸🌸#Wfers

My Flowers一周年
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桀哥给大家安排了赠书活动

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3年前 • 雪球💤🎶 0 评论