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男子在沃尔玛停车场，操作震惊所有人！

7月20日，四川内江市东兴区顺河镇突发大水，居民们惊慌失措，大量家具物品包括小孩被水冲走

23岁180cm75kg，一名辅警。他真的太帅了，再次见面时，他说他一直忘不掉我身上的香味，还主动给我买了一大堆的零食。然后轻触我的双唇：“我真的太久没碰女的了。”他搂着我的腰，“不胖，小腿也很细，腰也很细。”只是，他还是套两个套，插进来猛干10分钟，缴械投降后，穿上运动服去找他同事打麻将去了。

一位餐厅老板偶尔会收到顾客投诉，称他的比萨尺寸变小了，他决定查看监控摄像头的录像。结果他发现了一个他完全没预料到的事情员工们使用了一个简单的几何技巧，从每张给客户的比萨上取走一块来果腹，同时让比萨看起来几乎完好无损。

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建议别太炒作这事了。从录像看，好像确实是菲律宾海军先动得手，后面还包抄夹攻，打得中国海警乱蹿。还是要尊重事实。与其硬说中国海警先动手，不如讨论其战斗力强弱。

警察叫我注意⚠️野生动物。

总统先生，是时候下台了！

7月19日，上海遭遇强降雨，积水严重。多个小区和商场被淹，有居民甚至划着小船在水中通行。

7月20日，四川乐山苏稽古镇发生火灾。现场视频显示，临街多间商铺起火，火势迅速蔓延，火光映红夜空，滚滚浓烟不断升起。

牟其中在《十三邀》中对许知远坦言，赚钱的核心在于方法：早年靠给狱友讲故事换饭吃，摸索出一套融资逻辑，后来做换飞机、收购美国卫星公司等大项目，也承认自己的构想常与执行脱节。如今他仍在推进产业项目，坚信时间终将证明自己的理念。

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𝗬 𝗤𝗨𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘 🎶 L’entrée de Lamine Yamal pour la célébration du sacre de l’Espagne 😎🇪🇸

7月19日下午6时左右，上海市杨浦区国权路汇锦里（财富国际广场）附近突降暴雨，多条道路出现严重积水。现场视频显示，商场地下停车场已经进水。拍摄者称，B2层“已经完全淹没”，积水仍在上涨，预计半小时左右可能漫入B1。大量车主紧急将车辆驶出地库，停到地面及地势较高处避险。

Watta... 🧿🧿

🗣️ « 𝗖𝗘𝗨𝗫 𝗤𝗨𝗜 𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗨𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗧 𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗖 𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗘 𝗘́𝗧𝗢𝗜𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗩𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗘𝗡 𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗨𝗡 𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗥𝗘 » L’annonce géniale d’un pilote d’avion pour informer les passagers du sacre de l’Espagne en Coupe du Monde 🤩🇪🇸

7月20日，福建莆田城厢区。一位老人为了维持生计，避免白天与人争抢，只能选择在凌晨的街头捡拾废瓶子。长时间熬夜后，实在太累，不知不觉就趴在垃圾桶上睡着了。

😂 普丁的表妹齊維列娃被授予二級國務顧問軍銜，相當於中將。這個軍階至少需要30年的軍旅晉升，全面戰爭之前，齊維列娃是一名女商人。

When your dog gets turned into street takeout and nobody even pretends to help. Bystander Olympics gold medalists.

纽约市联邦广场26号大楼外，一枚爆炸装置发生爆炸，现场画面拍下爆炸瞬间。嫌疑人已被警方拘留。

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7月20日,福建省三钢（集团）有限责任公司发生火灾，从网友拍摄的角度可见现场浓烟滚滚伴有大火，出动了多辆消防车和警车。随后集团紧急发布公告声明：目前应急处置已全部完成，已恢复正常生产

7月20日，湖南株洲突发强降雨，导致多地严重内涝。视频显示，部分路段积水严重，多台小汽车被淹没在黄浊的洪水中。

旅游博主大网红蓝战非亲临美国世界杯决赛现场支持阿根……牙

乌克兰无人系统部队一夜间打击俄占区19座变电站，其中11座位于克里米亚。部队指挥官“马扎尔”公布了这次行动。

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Elon on Grok Creating New Technologies:
“I think it may discover new technologies as soon as later this year, and I would be shocked if it has not done so next year. I would expect Grok to, yeah, literally discover new technologies that are actually useful no later than next
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1年前 • TVD • 下载视频 0 评论

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Slavery was practiced by people of all colors, well before America and the British did it.
The British were the first major power to stop it, and pressure others to do the same.
Slavery is evil, and evil is not unique to white people.
Yet somehow this is controversial to say.
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11个月前 • Kaizen D. Asiedu 0 评论

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Donald Trump’s decision to deny permission for President Lai to visit New York sends a dangerous signal: that the United States can be bullied by Beijing into silence on Taiwan.
This is a victory for Xi — and let us hope it is not indicative of a dangerous change in U.S. policy.
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11个月前 • Nancy Pelosi 0 评论

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I've been here for years, and as you know, I have no political views and I don't support any president in the world.
50% of my followers are from the United States. I'm not an American citizen. I say this as someone observing from the outside.
Thousands of leftists celebrate a
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10个月前 • The Figen 0 评论

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BREAKING: US State Department spokesman says one of the reasons Hamas do not want to 'turn women over that they've been holding hostage, and the reason this pause fell apart, is that they don't want those women to be able to talk about what happened to them during their time in…
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2年前 • The Spectator Index 0 评论

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I always had a dream to study at a prestigious university like #Harvard or #MIT.
This dream is not so possible at the moment, because it doesn't sound so nice to me to study with people and lecturers who are indifferent to people who want to kill me and my family.
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2年前 • Ori Miller🇮🇱 0 评论

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Joey, wear it as a badge of honor.
She has become the first American citizen to be targeted in this way by the Hong Kong authorities. Freedom of speech is not only enshrined in our Constitution but a universal human right. We must protect it from the CCP’s attempts to diminish…
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2年前 • Rep. John Curtis 0 评论

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1. My cartoon & today
Not an easy drawing & it may make a lot of friends upset from both sides.
For me，fact is there r too many people especially children died in this war for each others‘ context，narrative even justice.
All crimes must b condemned regardless sides
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2年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao 0 评论

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Gov Gavin Newson on why he’s not running against President Biden in 2024 —

“I have deep respect, reverence for Joe Biden as a person. His character, his decency and his capacity to do great things… this guy deserves it and we as members of his party deserve to have his back.”
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2年前 • Christopher Webb • 下载视频 0 评论

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Haley: This is where president Trump went wrong. He did not focus on the fact that China was buying up our farmland. He didn’t focus on the fact that they were killing Americans. He didn’t focus on the fact that they put a spy base off our shores in Cuba.
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2年前 • Acyn • 下载视频 0 评论

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19 years in a maximum security penal colony. The number of years does not matter. I perfectly understand that, like many political prisoners, I am sitting on a life sentence. Where life is measured by the term of my life or the term of life of this regime.

The sentencing figure…
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3年前 • Alexey Navalny 0 评论

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This Yellen story is getting a little out of hand. True version: she was at a dinner organised by her own team and the US Embassy at 一坐一忘, a great Yunnan restaurant in Beijing’s embassy district, and those ‘shrooms she ate are porcini. Tasty but not psychoactive.
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2年前 • David Rennie 任大伟 0 评论

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⚡Level 4 body armor arriving in Israel from China⚡

🚨This points towards the high possibility of a ground invasion of Gaza.

These are not restricted items, front companies can buy body armors on the open market, if the amount is huge, then they'll need an established network
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2年前 • Zhao DaShuai 无条件爱国🇨🇳 0 评论

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习近平：要携手合作，不要相互指责；要持之以恒，不要朝令夕改；要重信守诺，不要言而无信。
Xi Jinping: In this process, we must join hands, not point fingers at e…
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5年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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DOUGLAS MURRAY: WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE FAILING YOUNG PEOPLE
“A poll out this week found that just 41% of young British people felt proud to be British, 41% of people in the 18-27 age bracket.
The results were very different in 2004 when young Britons were asked whether or not
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is the text of an email sent last night by a top State Dept. official to employees telling them not to respond to the OPM email that went out across the US government. Officials at other agencies sent similar emails, so there might’ve been a coordinated effort against Musk.
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1年前 • Edward Wong 0 评论

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The reason this matters is that a significant number of people who are supposed to be working for the government are doing so little work that they are not checking their email at all!
In some cases, we believe non-existent people or the identities of dead people are being used
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1年前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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If any of the hundreds of employees who work for me refused to send a very short email with 5 bullet points and copying their manager, with 48hrs notice (!!) no less, they would no longer be employed. This is not controversial.
The unhinged reaction is proof the culture of the
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1年前 • Charlie Kirk 0 评论

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DOGE has asked government employees to send five things they did LAST WEEK (boo-hoo). I ask my staff to do this every day—not just five things, but all tasks completed—so everyone knows what's going on, and it cuts down on constant questions, emails, etc. It’s called being
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1年前 • KidRock 0 评论

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'The folks at the UN with their whey protein and man-purses have told the UK to give it back'
'Keir Starmer needs to put down the bong! We NEED this military base!' 😂
The Americans are NOT happy with Keir Starmer for wanting to give up the Chagos Islands.
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1年前 • Lee Harris • 下载视频 0 评论

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This Chinese driver owns both a Tesla vehicle with FSD and Huawei AITO M9 with ADS. He prefers FSD over ADS for his daily driving. FSD can be activated anywhere he wants. ADS can only be activated in pre-mapped areas (not high-definition maps) and it’s still rule-based solution
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1年前 • Ray • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is Canada's newest millionaire.
A police officer forgets to put his car in park so the car rolls and runs over the suspect's legs. Then he jumps in the car and presses gas running over the suspect again and a police officer 🤦🏼
Absolute clownshow.
Not as embarrassing as
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8个月前 • Kirk Lubimov • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is Canada's newest millionaire.
A police officer forgets to put his car in park so the car rolls and runs over the suspect's legs. Then he jumps in the car and presses gas running over the suspect again and a police officer 🤦🏼
Absolute clownshow.
Not as embarrassing as
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8个月前 • Kirk Lubimov • 下载视频 0 评论

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Too few Americans understand that the whole time we were fighting in Afghanistan, and Iraq, and in the Horn of Africa, that we were actually fighting Iran all along.
Not sure why this is a mystery to so many Americans.
Finally, instead of fighting the claws of the lion, we are
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4个月前 • Cynical Publius 0 评论

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Hate to break your bubble, but this is just basic supply and demand. In China, there are more men than women, so women naturally have the upper hand in the dating market.
It’s not just about 彩礼 (bride price) hitting hundreds of thousands of yuan, height, income, education and
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3个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论