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中国网吧以前包夜！现在开始包月包吃了！！！

“毛孙”毛新宇在习近平面前显得“一文不值”。敬酒时直接被忽视掉。看着他傻乎乎的，被凉在一边时毛新宇的心情也是五味杂陈！本来凭借毛家“血统”能世袭下去，结果到了毛岸英那代就断了，大好江山拱手让人，自己也只能沦为其他权贵的“吉祥物”。

5月2日广西红水河，划桨板的游客记录了“一秒变黑”的极端天气，犹如渡劫。

“勿忘国耻” 5月3日，据俄罗斯卫星通讯社报道一群中国一年级小学生，身着八路军军服参加了今年的海参崴胜利纪念日儿童游行。

汽车落水保命三步：90％的人第一步就错了

SpaceX 星舰的规模简直太疯狂了。在这段视频中尤其明显：

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光5月1日跟2日，全中國就發生7起汽車大獻忠。死了37人 5/2中国浙江省温州地区发生一起开车故意撞人恐怖袭击，造成5人死亡，多人重伤。

5月2日，江苏。一名男孩因为考试没考好，在大马上路上被母亲当着同学的面掌掴。母亲一边扇巴掌一边斥责：“打你你还不乐意了？我让你在同学面前丢面子了是吧，你明天还要跟他们玩吗？”

糖尿病是如何产生的？科学家颜宁展示原理，大家都好好看看！

原来中医就是用p图骗自己

5月3日，山东济南CBA季后赛现场，观众席第一排坐着的竟然不是观众，而是一排身着行政夹克的领导，领导们坐在沙发椅上，面前摆放着桃木色办公桌与茶壶，整体布置与赛场氛围显得颇为不协调。网民们表示：“这些人估计一抓一个准，都是茅台品鉴官” “人民的上帝，领导坐沙发椅特殊对待”

现代化的公牛阉割技术---电钻式阉割

5月4日，Bilibili发布五四青年节演讲《赢》，献给正在“折腾”、脱离主流“成功”标准的年轻人。视频里提到：所谓的既定的成功叙事的“经验”和“标准”，并非适普，它们往往只是某一代人在特定时代的的答案。

叙利亚难民艾哈麦德一家有两位妻子和六个孩子，住在德国政府分配的免费房子里，不用工作每月都有现金打到银行账户里，而他的梦想是娶四位妻子，生10个或20个孩子😆 他十分感谢默克尔大妈🤗

一名跨性别极端分子（“劳伦”·达鲁尔）在澳大利亚墨尔本用尖🔪刀随机刺伤一名亚洲女性（万来），刺穿了她的右肺 “他为什么要针对亚裔"⁉️

重磅新闻：俄罗斯莫斯科准备举行阅兵之际，乌克兰无人机成功袭击了莫斯科市区！

这是美国佛蒙特州的“选美小姐”比赛，获得冠军的哈尼娜·罗克不仅肥胖，还是变性人，使用“她/她”这一称呼，将参加“美国小姐”大赛的角逐。由此可以看出佛蒙特州多左！其两名联邦参议员都是民主党，其中一个就是那个臭名昭著、公开主张社会主义的桑德斯（他特意选择带新娘去共产苏联度蜜月）。

伊斯蘭教的清真食品可以算是世界上最骯髒的食品，但他們卻自稱是最潔淨的食品。清真食品毫物科學證明它的潔淨，清真的目的不過是收割伊斯蘭韭菜的鐮刀而已。

收到粉丝狗仔偷拍的投稿，神秘华裔女子和Anthropic(Claude)老板阿迪王(Dario Amodei)的恋情已经从咖啡厅进展到KTV了，虽然还没有实质性的突破，但中美AI情缘一线牵，就靠他们了！如果成功在一起，那么我们不再被Claude封号的好日子就要来啦！李彦宏和阿迪王也一定会和解的！

5月4日，人民日报发布视频，讲述习近平青年时期在梁家河的经历。其中还专门截取了习近平“满脸喷粪”的经典语录（2分25秒）

5月2日，东方航空由成都飞往上海的MU5406航班，在上海虹桥机场准备停靠时撞上停机坪空桥。视频显示飞机多次来回碰撞空桥，机舱内与侧面视角显示，该飞机的发动机、机翼在碰撞后蒙皮破损，空桥也有损坏。

中国柳阳发生大爆炸！伊朗导弹误射到中国了吗

在伊斯蘭的邪惡文化中，女人被定性為牛羊驢馬，她們讓男人奸淫洩慾。同理牛羊驢馬也是男人的洩慾工具，人們無法理解伊斯蘭邪教，把信徒作賤到多變態。

5月2日，浙江。一名女子哭诉说，原本假期和朋友约好了出去玩，结果中途又被领导通知要回去加班，这让她感到十分沮丧。

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Elon on Grok Creating New Technologies:
“I think it may discover new technologies as soon as later this year, and I would be shocked if it has not done so next year. I would expect Grok to, yeah, literally discover new technologies that are actually useful no later than next
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9个月前 • TVD • 下载视频 0 评论

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Slavery was practiced by people of all colors, well before America and the British did it.
The British were the first major power to stop it, and pressure others to do the same.
Slavery is evil, and evil is not unique to white people.
Yet somehow this is controversial to say.
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9个月前 • Kaizen D. Asiedu 0 评论

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Donald Trump’s decision to deny permission for President Lai to visit New York sends a dangerous signal: that the United States can be bullied by Beijing into silence on Taiwan.
This is a victory for Xi — and let us hope it is not indicative of a dangerous change in U.S. policy.
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9个月前 • Nancy Pelosi 0 评论

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I've been here for years, and as you know, I have no political views and I don't support any president in the world.
50% of my followers are from the United States. I'm not an American citizen. I say this as someone observing from the outside.
Thousands of leftists celebrate a
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7个月前 • The Figen 0 评论

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A Muslim girl was brutally beaten in Syria by her own family in an ‘honor’ killing for not wearing hijab.
They chased her down the streets and dragged her by her hair.
She screamed and begged for help, but everyone just kept watching like it was normal.
This is Sharia law!
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1年前 • Dr. Maalouf ‏ • 下载视频 0 评论

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#BREAKING: DeSantis on Walz being Harris' VP pick
"They're riots that Tim Walz as governor let happen. He sat back and let the city of Minneapolis burn."
"This is a ticket that really represents the spirit of those 2020 BLM riots."
"We do not need to see poop on the street,
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1年前 • Florida’s Voice • 下载视频 0 评论

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🧵Ten things you might not know about the Chinese Communist Party’s ties to New York politicians, including NYC mayor Eric Adams, Rep. Grace Meng, and New York GOP officials.
A few notes from my previous reporting on the topic, in light of Linda Sun's arrest this week, in no
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1年前 • Jimmy Quinn 0 评论

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Today is indeed the day. But as we await the sentencing, it’s important that more foreign media reporters get this case right as Xinqi Su has done here. It’s not just about the pro-democracy camp running a primary election (as often asserted by foreign media), it’s about talk of
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1年前 • Kevin Yam 任建峰 0 评论

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'The folks at the UN with their whey protein and man-purses have told the UK to give it back'
'Keir Starmer needs to put down the bong! We NEED this military base!' 😂
The Americans are NOT happy with Keir Starmer for wanting to give up the Chagos Islands.
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1年前 • Lee Harris • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is Canada's newest millionaire.
A police officer forgets to put his car in park so the car rolls and runs over the suspect's legs. Then he jumps in the car and presses gas running over the suspect again and a police officer 🤦🏼
Absolute clownshow.
Not as embarrassing as
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6个月前 • Kirk Lubimov • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is Canada's newest millionaire.
A police officer forgets to put his car in park so the car rolls and runs over the suspect's legs. Then he jumps in the car and presses gas running over the suspect again and a police officer 🤦🏼
Absolute clownshow.
Not as embarrassing as
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6个月前 • Kirk Lubimov • 下载视频 0 评论

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Joey, wear it as a badge of honor.
She has become the first American citizen to be targeted in this way by the Hong Kong authorities. Freedom of speech is not only enshrined in our Constitution but a universal human right. We must protect it from the CCP’s attempts to diminish…
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2年前 • Rep. John Curtis 0 评论

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1. My cartoon & today
Not an easy drawing & it may make a lot of friends upset from both sides.
For me，fact is there r too many people especially children died in this war for each others‘ context，narrative even justice.
All crimes must b condemned regardless sides
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2年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao 0 评论

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The community note saying that this is a video taken in Taiwan is simply not true.
It is indeed accurate to describe the video as took place in China.
There are three ways to verify my claim.
1. The number plate fits Chinese police vehicle's number plate style.
(See pic 1)…
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2年前 • 喵流青年😼 0 评论

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Let's be frank:
It's time for Israel to lead and not be lead.
One major error in operations was inviting a foreign nation into our war cabinet meetings. You invited their advice and this time a demand that is harming our soldiers.
Israel won every war since the war of…
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2年前 • Mossad Commentary 0 评论

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Thank you, New Hampshire! The political class wanted us to believe that this race was over before it even began. You proved them wrong, and I am so grateful. It’s time to put the negativity and chaos behind us. Our fight is not over, because we have a country to save.
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2年前 • Nikki Haley 0 评论

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Nikki Haley: “How many times do we have to lose before we realize that he’s actually the problem?... Are we gonna let him just take over the party that’s gonna control the convention, too? At what point do we not see the problem. We don’t have kings in this country.”
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2年前 • Republican Accountability • 下载视频 0 评论

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19 years in a maximum security penal colony. The number of years does not matter. I perfectly understand that, like many political prisoners, I am sitting on a life sentence. Where life is measured by the term of my life or the term of life of this regime.

The sentencing figure…
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2年前 • Alexey Navalny 0 评论

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Gov Gavin Newson on why he’s not running against President Biden in 2024 —

“I have deep respect, reverence for Joe Biden as a person. His character, his decency and his capacity to do great things… this guy deserves it and we as members of his party deserve to have his back.”
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2年前 • Christopher Webb • 下载视频 0 评论

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Haley: This is where president Trump went wrong. He did not focus on the fact that China was buying up our farmland. He didn’t focus on the fact that they were killing Americans. He didn’t focus on the fact that they put a spy base off our shores in Cuba.
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2年前 • Acyn • 下载视频 0 评论

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This Yellen story is getting a little out of hand. True version: she was at a dinner organised by her own team and the US Embassy at 一坐一忘, a great Yunnan restaurant in Beijing’s embassy district, and those ‘shrooms she ate are porcini. Tasty but not psychoactive.
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2年前 • David Rennie 任大伟 0 评论

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⚡Level 4 body armor arriving in Israel from China⚡

🚨This points towards the high possibility of a ground invasion of Gaza.

These are not restricted items, front companies can buy body armors on the open market, if the amount is huge, then they'll need an established network
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2年前 • Zhao DaShuai 无条件爱国🇨🇳 0 评论

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BREAKING: US State Department spokesman says one of the reasons Hamas do not want to 'turn women over that they've been holding hostage, and the reason this pause fell apart, is that they don't want those women to be able to talk about what happened to them during their time in…
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2年前 • The Spectator Index 0 评论

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I always had a dream to study at a prestigious university like #Harvard or #MIT.
This dream is not so possible at the moment, because it doesn't sound so nice to me to study with people and lecturers who are indifferent to people who want to kill me and my family.
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2年前 • Ori Miller🇮🇱 0 评论

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⚡️⚡️⚡️ This is 19-year-old Muhammadsobir Fayzov.
Like one of the other terrorists, he does not know Russian & required a translator.
👉 He says that he received visa documents, to stay in the Russian Federation, right at the airport from unknown people…
Let’s guess: 🇷🇺 FSB??
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2年前 • Jason Jay Smart 0 评论