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军中妖姬复出，上层内部又翻云覆雨了。那个叫彭立媛的要下课了吗？

近日，一名中国游客在德国科隆教堂，发现一名画家在地上画了世界各国的国旗，但唯独没有中国的，于是他上前询问能否画中国国旗。画家表示：可以画，但要收费20欧元，如果要画大尺寸的，收费40欧元，同时画家还指着地上的台湾国旗说：“台湾很棒”

日本三浦璃來 ·木原龍一選手在花樣滑冰雙人項目中的奪冠表演！畫面太美了….

危急关头，当你还在用着国产老安卓手机……

山东普通家庭的年夜饭，光入座就研究了半个小时山东人对上下尊卑的重视程度，真是笑哭了😂😂

2月13日，河北邢台。几名工作人员利用手中的搜爆仪，成功找到了村民私藏在家里的一小袋炮竹，并将其没收。

中國人一直被中共的謊言洗腦，被戰狼電影欺騙⋯⋯ 實際上，由於中共的教育，中國人變成一個令人厭惡的民族。而且，這種教育也直接影響了無辜的海外華人。

“军中第一妖姬”汤灿，给大家拜年啦😂😂 猫神非常奇怪，汤灿这么漂亮，艳名远播江湖湖北沙洋监狱那些干警老爷们，这些年有多少人顶撞过她？😂 😂🙏

亂停亂扎，誰都沒錯，厲害的中國人！

这片子确实牛逼！ Seedance 2.0 海外第一个爆款，目前原推已经快 1300 万播放了。

2026年，中共春節解禁煙花燃放，天黑之後到天亮之後，沒有燒毀任何共匪巢穴，但民間卻損失慘重。

医生教你的生活冷知识

近日，有网友转载中纪委的评论：“有话要放到桌面上来讲，打开天窗说亮话，不要藏着掖着，私下议论，背后放炮。” 随后，数千名网友在评论区踊跃发言，模仿讽刺起习近平、新闻办，以及外交部口吻的废话官话发言。截至目前发文，视频已被删除。

判断一个人认知的四个标准

知识分享：保护隐私，一定要关闭微信这几个设置。大家参考下！

用AI把平面图做成3D

【民國史須知】以下為民國47年(1958 年)春節（2月19～24日）期間的臺北一帶，紀錄了當時臺灣過年的熱鬧景況。

2月17日，伊朗街头戒严情况

大年初一的天安门广場，所以嘛，我一貫不相信中國人反得了習近平。

大年初一，湖南吉首人们无视政府禁令，放炮庆祝除夕。

“共产主义没有阶级，没有剥削” 网友上传了一段电影片段，主人公说：“将来共产主义的新世界里，没有阶级，没有剥削。人们都过着最美好，最幸福的生活，劳苦大众都成为了国家的主人翁，穷孩子们都能上学，不会在有地主逼死人，更不会有卖儿卖女的事” 随后视频被“洗洗睡吧” “打她嘴” 等弹幕刷屏。

抖音上有眼尖的网友发现：吸取了之前春晚台上主持人和艺人都用iPhone自拍，舆论大翻车的教训，本届春晚到处是华为的植入广告😅😅😅 但是！！！现场台下的观众，一个个用的全是苹果🍎🤪🙈 #身体很诚实

陈光标的钱到底是从哪里来的？

“军中妖姬”汤灿现身春晚，还是那么妩媚迷人，可怜了徐才厚副主席👍😂

1987年，张艾嘉采访作家三毛…… 这段采访相当知性舒服，那时候电视上都可以抽烟，也是相当前卫。

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Tiktoker says this is the worst day of her life because Trump wasn’t assssnat*d
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This is one of the best methods for therapy. Maybe one day you'll want to learn this.
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3个月前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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Already the cutest pic of the day...Chinese divers Chang Yani and Chen Yiwen after grabbing China's second gold at the women's synchro 3m springboard 💯
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Dad looks so proud of himself
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Dad looks so proud of himself
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Shocking stat of the day:
The US budget deficit has averaged 9% of GDP over the last 5 years.
Over the last 12 months alone, the budget gap has hit 7% of GDP.
This is even higher than during the 2001 or the 1980s recessions.
This comes as the US government spent a whopping
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Our fundamental mission is to revolutionize global connectivity and eliminate the digital divide. Core to this mission is constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible.
SpaceX is manufacturing tens of thousands of Starlink kits a day—all right here in the United
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Just about to start a long day of meetings. I'm feeling a bit hungover. But I'm also feeling optimistic about the future of Australia.
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2年前 • Anthony Albanese ➐ Australian Labor Parody 0 评论

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Disagreeing doesn’t justify violence. At the end of the day, Charlie Kirk is a husband, a father, a human. No one deserves this.
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It’s actually a joke how quickly the year has gone
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I noticed during the "12 Days of OpenAI: Day 2" livestream today that the OpenAI Platform sidebar has a new icon, possibly related to one of the upcoming announcements - "Custom Voices"
- "Create a voice below or using the OpenAI API"
- "Create a voice sample of yourself by
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Imagine being the President of the United States and waking up today…
You’re told that every single day for the last 3+ years, thousands of unknown, unvetted migrants have illegally crossed our border and are being released into the country.
Millions and millions of people in…
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2年前 • Geiger Capital • 下载视频 0 评论

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The best dad...
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Dad : doesn't want a cat
Me : gets a cat
Dad and the cat :
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2年前 • place where cat shouldn't be • 下载视频 0 评论

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The swan rings the bell when it wants a treat. 😂
This is Wells Cathedral in England.
Started by one of the Bishop's daughters in the 1850s, the tradition of swans ringing a bell for food at The Bishop's Palace continues to this day!
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The Codex Gigas, also known as the Devil's Bible, is the largest medieval manuscript in the world written in the 13th century.
It is a medieval illuminated manuscript created at the Benedictine monastery of Podlažice in Bohemia, today a region of the present-day Czech Republic.
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This day will go down as one of the most dramatically silly moments in Taiwan's history since democratization.
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The squirrel left cookies in front of the woman's door to thank her for feeding him every day.
This is what loyalty is like.
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11个月前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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Yes. This!!! Don’t sit on your laurels guys. Get out and VOTE. You have till end of day Tuesday but the sooner the better.
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On this day in the year 2000, Nokia announced the release of its iconic 3310 phone, which ended up selling over 126 million units.
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I have come to the perhaps obvious conclusion that accelerating GDP growth is essential. has and will do great work to postpone the day of bankruptcy of America, but the profligacy of government means that only radical improvements in productivity can save our country.
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Most people don't realize how bad this is:
In the first 30 days of the shutdown, the US government borrowed an incremental +$600 BILLION of debt.
That's an average of +$19 BILLION per day.
And, since the shutdown began on October 1st, over 3.2 million airline passengers have
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Shocking stat of the day:
Interest costs on US debt are now equal to 24 cents of every $1 in government tax revenue.
The interest expense as % of collected taxes has nearly DOUBLED over the last 4 years.
This comes as interest expenditures reached $1.24 trillion over the last
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The end of an era. The very last image transmitted by Opportunity Rover.
The rover explored the Martian terrain for almost 15 years, far outlasting her planned 90-day mission.
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For the fourth day in a row the opened an evacuation corridor to ensure the safe passage of thousands of Gazans from northern to southern Gaza.
We will continue to take every measure possible to protect innocent lives.

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2年前 • Israel Foreign Ministry • 下载视频 0 评论

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