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演的过于真实了，防早恋循环播放

近日，有网友转载中纪委的评论：“有话要放到桌面上来讲，打开天窗说亮话，不要藏着掖着，私下议论，背后放炮。” 随后，数千名网友在评论区踊跃发言，模仿讽刺起习近平、新闻办，以及外交部口吻的废话官话发言。截至目前发文，视频已被删除。

演员最真实的一面👍😂

爆瓜🍉，这个女孩要上热搜🔥啦胡锡进亲自重磅推荐的网红，还是她的邻居，喊他“胡叔叔”，这真是从未见过👍🤝 老胡，这个女孩和你是什么关系？你是不是顶撞过她？😂😂

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近日，一名中国游客在德国科隆教堂，发现一名画家在地上画了世界各国的国旗，但唯独没有中国的，于是他上前询问能否画中国国旗。画家表示：可以画，但要收费20欧元，如果要画大尺寸的，收费40欧元，同时画家还指着地上的台湾国旗说：“台湾很棒”

大衣哥朱之文女儿结婚了，网友说这女婿一看就不简单，一个人的眼神骗不了人，这小子一看就是狠人相由心生，别人结婚笑容满面，他居然愁容满面，眼神没有一丝喜悦，一副猪八戒招亲的感觉～～

2月14日，一名工作人员向观众介绍人民大会堂的布局、座椅以及投票按钮。网友在弹幕和评论区冲塔：“红色的反对键都生灰了吧” “谁赞成谁反对”“没有，没有，通过！”“可惜不是你”

军中妖姬复出，上层内部又翻云覆雨了。那个叫彭立媛的要下课了吗？

AI 制作的《楚门的世界》续集作者：Yubinnnn （视频号） seedance 2.0

俄军惩罚不愿冲锋的士兵。128独立摩步旅。

前中共中央总书记胡耀邦曾说：要是让中国人民知道了我们共产党的历史，他们会起来推翻我们的。

媒体《餐饮界》：“流水220万，利润0” 2026年开年，被一个残酷的新词刷屏：“无利润繁忙”。往年的餐饮老板，能赚个“辛苦钱”；今年的餐饮老板，满屏的“只赚到了‘辛苦’”。

視頻中一位印尼女孩，穿著傳統服飾走在雅加達街頭。人們似乎很震驚，他們徹底忘記了伊斯蘭教出現之前的文化是什麼樣的。

《楚门的世界》续集作者：Yubinnnn seedance 2.0制作这也比名导贾樟柯那个好看多了。名导演们都该退场了。不过像韩寒这种又做编剧又做导演的，那简直是如虎添翼了。

宇树科技为了春晚上的功夫机器人表演开发了一套机器人集群协作快速调度系统，可以精准控制若干个机器人。实现了几十台机器人实时协同动作，通过高速无线通信实时交换状态信息，动作同步误差严格控制。这已经是军队了..🥲

近日，一名外卖员讲述自己觉醒后，在面对社会的种种现象与不公时的困惑和无奈，看哭了很多网友。

41年前的央视春晚回旋镖，《新闻联播》上可以批评，可以检讨 😎 匿名投稿

2月14日，有网友上传一段电视剧片段，剧中几名共产党员吃完面后，给老板还没发行的人民币。随后，视频被“土匪”弹幕刷屏。

苹果手机截图后隐藏的实用功能

“军中第一妖姬”汤灿，给大家拜年啦😂😂 猫神非常奇怪，汤灿这么漂亮，艳名远播江湖湖北沙洋监狱那些干警老爷们，这些年有多少人顶撞过她？😂 😂🙏

欢迎来到德州西部。

为什么说你配不上叫纳税人

2月13日，河北邢台。几名工作人员利用手中的搜爆仪，成功找到了村民私藏在家里的一小袋炮竹，并将其没收。

惊艳世界十字路口！2026河南春晚《万马奔腾》亮相纽约时代广场。越鬧越大，我看河南宣傳口凶多吉少，河南卫视要換掌门人了。

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A man fed the deer and the next day he came again with all his friends. 😂😂
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4个月前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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Noticing a child passing by his garage every day, this man had a touching idea…
He drew a track on the ground to give the child an impromptu playground and brighten their day.
God bless him! ❤️
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2个月前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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The absolute state of the USA. This is the end of the empire.
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1年前 • Ian Miles Cheong • 下载视频 0 评论

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Soundtrack “The Last March of the Ents” from The Lord of the Rings.
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1年前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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Today is the birthday of the Republic of Turkey. 🇹🇷
This charismatic man is the founder of the Republic of Turkey, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk. ❤️
He is the Father of the Turks.
He is my everything, my love, my blood! ❤️
He was a soldier!
While he founded the Republic of Turkey, he
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ELON: AI WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN AND GALAXY FOR COMPUTE
"I think we'll see intelligence continue to scale all the way up to where most of the power of the sun is harnessed for compute and then ultimately most of the power of the galaxy, you know, sort of cloud
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3个月前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is such a smart joke
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This is a 200 IQ joke
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Animals love to joke too. 😂
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This is a 200 IQ joke
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This is a 200 IQ joke
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This is a 200 IQ joke
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This is a 200 IQ joke
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Joke 10/10, Age 5/10
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FOX: Most voters oppose Trump's efforts to reduce the number of government employees, changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America and ranking near the bottom in support: his campaign promise to close the Department of Education
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BREAKING: Israel's Channel 12 carries comments by the director of 🇮🇱 Netanyahu's office saying that the failures for the 7th of October Hamas attack are the responsibility of 'the IDF chief of staff, the leaders of the protest movement, former security chiefs, all those who were…
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⚠️ IDF Spokesman: Dozens of meters of the route of a branching terrorist tunnel under the Shifa Hospital were exposed
Special forces of the IDF and the Shin Bet, including the Sheldag unit, Stinger, Yahalam, rescue and rescue fighters and other forces, under the command of the…
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A prime example of a Mayan sanctuary of the classical period, Palenque was at its height between 500-700 AD, when its influence extended throughout the basin of the Usumacinta River. The elegance and craftsmanship of the buildings, as well as the lightness of the sculpted reliefs…
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BREAKING: Six of the world's nine-biggest oil producers will be members of the BRICS as of the 1st of January, 2024.
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My work is one 15 cartoons featured on the 2024 annual report of the partner organisations of the Council of Europe’s Platform to Strengthen the Protection of Journalism and the Safety of Journalists. Thanks to Cartooning for Peace.
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A 🇨🇳 student who was studying in the US boasted on 🇨🇳 social media Xiaohongshu (account: 猎户执剑人) the other day how he was going to flee back to China without paying any of his credit card bills — for multiple cards from Chase, Citi, Amex, etc — after he deliberately ran up a
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Then I made it to 2 million followers in 24 months without posting my titties on the internet!
In that case my titties are bigger than hers.
And Elon Musk helps her gain followers every day, she doesn't thank Elon and thinks it's her own success.
No one helped me!
The war of
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1年前 • Figen 0 评论

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Elon Musk’s biggest contribution to free speech
“Literally within a few days, maybe even the same day of it being announced that he was buying it, I had put out a clip on my channel where I said: Of all things that Elon Musk has ever done or will ever do, none will ever count as
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8个月前 • Tesla Owners Silicon Valley • 下载视频 0 评论

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"This is how you take over a nation by soft jihad.
The Mayor of London is a Muslim.
The mayor of Birmingham is a Muslim.
The Mayor of Leeds is Muslim.
Mayor of Blackburn - Muslim.
The mayor of Sheffield is a Muslim.
The mayor of Oxford is a Muslim.
The mayor of Luton is a
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