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郭德纲在扮演济公时，借济公之口讲：“要是有人突然从你生活中消失了，你别问为什么，那就是到了该走的时候了，你踏踏实实地接受就好。所谓的成熟，就是知道有些事情终归是无能为力的。” 如今回顾这段话，正像讲郭德纲现在的处境。在该视频评论区，有大量网友表达遗憾： “真正人民艺术家”

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近日，一位网友分享青岛市相亲市场现状，表示体制内外基本不通婚了，不止是不通婚了，现在相亲还要看家庭“含编率”：不光看相亲对象有没有编制，连爸妈、兄弟、姊妹有没有编制也要一起算。有编制要求的结婚条件，甚至连在银行和国企工作、在医院做护士也不考虑。

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网友投稿： 8月12日，广西柳州，柳太苑发生一起疑似杀人和人质劫持事件。据网上流传的消息：一名18岁男子杀害了其前女友（17岁）父母，并劫持了该女子。根据现场流出的照片显示，已有警察部署到现场。

猫哥有个朋友在美国，有一次他4岁的儿子晚上在公园走丢了发现孩子不见的时候，两口子一下就慌了，六神无主，毕竟异国他乡附近找了一圈没找到，他老婆赶紧打电话报警，结果电话打出去才几分钟，朋友抬头一看，直接惊呆了一架警用直升机已经飞到了公园上空直升机一边盘旋，一边反复广播：

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有些国产安卓手机别说老年人用不来，年轻人用一会也得崩溃。

“中国人不能说话的毛病，是从什么时候开始的？” 8月15日，抖音博主“探探探花郎”发布视频《鲁迅的白话文大型路演》，开头便问：“中国人不能说话的毛病，是从什么时候开始的？”

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中共海軍的老南寧艦在北部灣被台風吹歪

这叠衣服的技巧我已经看了三遍，码了下次试试

Bro reached a new level in evolution

北京一大爷，替郭德纲发声。大爷称，治理他，就是真让他说到痛处了，还有，打击郭德纲，其实就是打击民营企业，凭什么国营的院团就不用这么上纲上线？

You should respect people no matter their status, that’s good person driving the truck.

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Smoother than a freshly served Panna Cotta.😍

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This scroll-drawn fr 陸曼陀 depicts the various peoples that once lived in the great Tang metropolis Chang An(長安)
These people were: Han ,Kuchanese,Tocharians,Hindu Indian,Uyghur,Japanese,Persians,Tibetan,Silla Koreans,Byzantine Romans ,Sogdian Vietnamese and Turks
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2年前 • hanfulondon 0 评论

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My colleague and friend Foreign Minister Hayashi in Kyiv.

I appreciate his visit and Japan's ongoing support. We work together in order for more Asian countries to join the Peace Formula.

Japan and Japanese companies will play an active role in Ukraine's recovery.
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2年前 • Dmytro Kuleba 0 评论

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Japanese ice cream maker Akagi Nyugyo aired a one-minute ad apologizing for raising its famous ice pops’ price from 60 to 70 yen the first increase in 25 years.
There were no actors, the video featured the chairman and company officers.
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7个月前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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In this popular post with 50k likes, Japanese start to raise concern on validity of Japan-US Security Treaty. If Trump asks Japan the same questions as Ukraine, the only solution for Japan, although crazy, is to pursue its own nuclear weapon.
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1年前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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One of the great responses to a reporter in history!
JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!"
"You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"
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5个月前 • Eric Trump • 下载视频 0 评论

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🇯🇵🇺🇸 BREAKING: US wanted Takaichi to sign a joint statement on Hormuz. Now they're forgoing it.
Translation: Japan refused. Publicly. Officially. Finally.
The empire demanded. Japan said no. The statement is dead.
82% of Japanese oppose this war. The government listened. For
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5个月前 • New Direction AFRICA • 下载视频 0 评论

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‼️‼️🇯🇵 BREAKING - The Japanese government has approved a major relaxation of arms export rules, effectively ending the post-war pacifism era and opening the country's military-industrial complex to the global market.
Japan, with a $60 billion military budget, already produces
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4个月前 • Visioner • 下载视频 0 评论

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Japanese Police Bust Chinese Gold Smuggling Ring—
Chinese national company director Zhou Jianjun (46), Chen Zhenzuo (54), Guo Yizheng (41), Chen Qiren (45), and six others are suspected of smuggling approximately 49 kilograms of gold (market value over 40 million RMB) hidden
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1个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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This is How China’s “Influencers” Respect the World
A Chinese blogger called “Liang Man” just went viral for the most shameless stunt of the year:
Chinese “influencer” Liang Man uses Chinese “He’ll note” (ancestral offerings) as fake Japanese yen to trick innocent Indonesians
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2个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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British Prime Minister Starmer invited Japanese Prime Minister Takaichi to visit Chequers.
She has turned down the invitation.
Unnamed government sources say it's because:
•her English is poor
•smoking is banned inside Chequers & she is a heavy smoker
A Nagatachō source,
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2个月前 • Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 0 评论

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Chinese creator ranks world cuisines:
Indian food = Chinese food after digestion
Thai food = failed Chinese food
Korean food = leftover Chinese food
Japanese food = Chinese food that hasn’t been cooked yet
This is the same superiority complex that believes China is the origin
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10天前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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My TwitterX friends, I radiate beauty, elegant, humor, art, peace to the world for a long time...
I'm 26th among 500 million users. According to my follower count this is incredible!
You are not my follower, we are a family and one of the best teams on X and doing great teamwork…
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3年前 • Figen 0 评论

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Jeffery Ying used Japanese fake alias "Alan Fujimori" to steal rare Chinese manuscripts from UCLA library to China.
He might think he was doing a patriotic move by bringing its history home, but he intentionally forgot how Chinese preseved its own history in culture revolution -
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In 2013, a Japanese man sued the hospital he was born in after discovering he was accidentally switched at birth in 1953. Born to wealthy parents but switched at birth, he lived in poverty for decades.H He was later awarded about $371,000 in damages.
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1年前 • non aesthetic things 0 评论

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Another knife attack targeting Japanese children in China.
A primary school boy is stabbed when walking alone to school.
The date is no coincident. It happens on 18/9，Mukden Incident，the anniversary of Japan‘s China invasion 1931.
China‘s toxic nationalism is out of control.
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1年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao 0 评论

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A 10-year-old Japanese boy was fatally stabbed by an unidentified assailant in Shenzhen, China. To date, not a single Chinese media outlet has reported on the boy's death, and even avoided mentioning comments from the Chinese Foreign Ministry’s Regular Press Conference. We
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1年前 • Ignatius Lee 0 评论

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Shigeru Ishiba is the new Christian prime minister of Japan, this isn't as surprising as it might seem, despite being around 1% of the population Christians account for 14% (9/64) of Japanese Prime ministers.
This pattern of Christian overrepresentation in skilled professions has
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For 700 years, the Japanese have been producing wood without cutting down trees. In the 14th century, the extraordinary daisugi technique was developed in Japan.
The daisugi method ensures that these trees are planted for future generations and not cut down but pruned as if…
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2年前 • Curiosity 0 评论

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Glad that #BanGFW Movement has gained a half million views ONLY in Twitter of in 1st two-week. Moreover, we attracted tens of millions of readers in other news outlets in Korean, English, Vietnamese, Japanese, Russian, German, Tibetan, Turkish, Italian,etc #拆墙运动
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When nationalism overheats, even innocence becomes collateral.
This week in China, a Shiba Inu — a dog with no nationality, no ideology — was reportedly beaten to death by security personnel after being labelled a ‘Japanese breed.’
The anger wasn’t about a dog.
It was about a
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8个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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China’s diplomacy is on a roll.
First, the Consul General in Osaka made headlines after threatening to “behead” the Japanese Prime Minister.
Now the Chinese Ambassador to Panama tried something new — sliding into a Panamanian congressman’s DMs to order him to cancel his Taiwan
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China Coast Guard in Japanese waters
China Coast Guard in Vietnamese waters
China Coast Guard in Filipino waters
China Coast Guard in Taiwanese waters
The China Coast Guard is present everywhere except in its own waters, dodging duty while escalating tensions for other nations.
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6个月前 • Nguyen Thi hong 0 评论

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My wife (who is also my cousin) and her husband.
I can no longer just say, "That's just another country, right?"
A total of over 800,000 people from all these cultural backgrounds will be coming.
Will they really only treat Japanese women with respect?
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5个月前 • ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉᶰᵗᵃʳʸ John F. Kennedy Jr. • 下载视频 0 评论

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There is an aggressor: Russia.
There is a victim: Ukraine.
We were right to help Ukraine and sanction Russia three years ago—and to keep doing so.
By “we,” I mean the Americans, the Europeans, the Canadians, the Japanese, and many others.
Thank you to
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1年前 • Emmanuel Macron 0 评论

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The Japanese Yen has just fallen below Turkish Lira in real effective terms and is now the world's weakest currency. If anyone out there is still peddling the myth that debt doesn't matter because you can always cap interest rates, show them this chart...
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