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Good thing I always carry 2 toilet plungers and a roll of tape in my pocket
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Mitt Romney sent this text to Mitch McConnell on Jan. 2, 2021:

"In case you have not heard this, I just got a call from Angus King, who said that he had spoken with a senior official at the Pentagon who reports that they are seeing very disturbing social media traffic regarding…
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2年前 • Kyle Griffin 0 评论

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ELON: IF YOU’RE NOT PUTTING A LITTLE BIT BACK IN, YOU’RE NOT DELETING ENOUGH
“People are often afraid to delete things.
I'm like, well, let's just go ahead and do it.
If you're not putting a little bit back in, you're not deleting enough.
I think this is a very big deal.
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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ELON: I THINK WE’LL ACHIEVE FULL AND RAPID REUSABILITY OF STARSHIP IN 2026
“We're pretty close to being able to rapidly reuse the booster for Starship.
It comes back and gets caught by the arms, and then the arms place it back in the launch mount.
We still have a little bit of
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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OK let me see if I got this fucking shit right:
AOC had a muthafucking Colombian ILLEGAL for a campaign aide.
She used the power of her office to help him get a social security number.
She gave his ass a job.
She paid him $80,000/year.
And the muthafucking ILLEGAL helped
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1年前 • Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 0 评论

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It's so heartening to see Americans wanting to support an American company in Tesla.
I've been following the company for 13 years - and worked at it for over 4 - and I have never seen the show of support that I've just witnessed in the last 24 hours.
Tesla is one of America's
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1年前 • Farzad 0 评论

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ELON: ANYONE WILL BE ABLE TO GO TO MARS
“If Starship is ultimately successful, which I think it will be, if it's not stopped by the government, then anyone who wants to go to the Moon or Mars or elsewhere will be able to go.
This includes kids and families and anyone who wants
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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JOE ROGAN: ELON IS THE WRONG PERSON TO MESS WITH
"When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind the 3 letter agencies, and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive, and he helps Donald Trump get into office, and he goes, I want to find out what kind
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1年前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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All the armchair experts claimed the Cybertruck has no crumple zone and I get it, the proportions seem impossible. It was a tough one and there is a lot of engineering that went into it. Let me break it down for you:
Here you can see the large single piece casting in action in a
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1年前 • Wes • 下载视频 0 评论

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在麦当劳喝杯咖啡，就有猥琐老白男过来撩闲，典中典之“where r u from？” 我当时就有点不爽，来了句“Australia” 他又不依不饶，来了句，I mean where u originally from. Thailand?
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11个月前 • 澳洲护士卡子弟 0 评论

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🚨 TRUMP: "I heard Elon say that he'll start easing. When he goes back to Tesla that will be taken care of. He makes a great product. It's a great car. Starlink is great. He's doing medical things that are amazing & we have to at some point, let him go & do that."
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Arnaud does a great job tackling the ahistorical assertion that China just recently noticed Taiwan in the 90s and decided to grab it out of greed. What?
Look I’m a woman of a certain age who grew up in Taiwan. When I was a little girl, we were still taught in our textbooks that
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10个月前 • Angelica 🌐⚛️🇹🇼🇨🇳🇺🇸 0 评论

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突发！美国🇺🇸受到攻击？
美国佐治亚州科尼尔斯生物实验室！大量浓烟弥漫天空，I-20 州际高速公路被封锁，周遭居民被要求立刻离开！
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1年前 • Inty热点新闻 • 下载视频 0 评论

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It could be a mother bird or a father, or a son or a daughter.
My job is to interpret videos according to my own opinion.
I'm making humor, I'm describing it in my own way.
Don't even think about adding notes to this post.
I can turn videos into humor in any way
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1年前 • Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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The fastest way to gain followers right now is to share videos or pictures or humor related to that post in the comments section of big accounts.
And you have to do it without exaggeration.
X maintains a fair quota!
If I post 30 times a day, the algorithm will block some of my
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1年前 • Figen 0 评论

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Then I made it to 2 million followers in 24 months without posting my titties on the internet!
In that case my titties are bigger than hers.
And Elon Musk helps her gain followers every day, she doesn't thank Elon and thinks it's her own success.
No one helped me!
The war of
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1年前 • Figen 0 评论

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Gosh, what a beautiful farewell note left by 86-year-old Taiwanese writer Chiung Yao (琼瑶), who chose to leave this life behind and passed away today. She wrote:
"To all my dear friends:
Do not cry, do not grieve, and do not feel sad for me. I have already fluttered away [翩然
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1年前 • Manya Koetse 0 评论

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Announcing the release of the new book Voice for the Voiceless: Decades of Struggle with China for My Land and My People will be available on March 11. “In my role as the Dalai Lama, there is no issue more important than what I describe in these pages. My hope is that the book
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1年前 • Dalai Lama 0 评论

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President Trump on second indictment: ‘I AM AN INNOCENT MAN’

特朗普总统对第二次起诉的看法：“我是一个无辜的人”！

评：坚决支持特朗普总统为传统美国的奋斗历程！面对这…
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2年前 • 🇺🇸波光粼粼🇺🇸 0 评论

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I’m from a working-class family. My dad, 63, gets paid daily by doing hard physical work, all sorts of work, using his hands. Today I had a rare chance to go see his work. He was carrying huge floor tiles (55.5 kg per box) to the third floor for apartment decoration. It’s so…
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2年前 • Oliver Liu 0 评论

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In DC, a protester waved a picture of the spokesperson of the military wing of Hamas. Why on earth would that happen? I often don't blame folks in the arab world for supporting Hamas due to the lack of access to information, but here in the US, we have no excuses.
Not only did…
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2年前 • Khalil Sayegh 0 评论

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They are coming from the Darien Gap.
This is what I found in the jungle of Panama this week at a migrant camp.
The Chinese invaders come to Panama via the Darien Gap. Then they take a water boat to a place called Puerto Limon, then a bus to San Vicente migrant camp, and then…
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2年前 • Laura Loomer 0 评论

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I’m a woman of my word. I’m not giving up this fight when a majority of Americans disapprove of both Trump and Biden.
In the next 10 days, 21 states and territories will speak. They have the right to a real choice, not a Soviet-style election with only one candidate. And I have…
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2年前 • Nikki Haley 0 评论

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🧵My friend told me someone reposted what I wrote here to Weibo.
2 comments:
1. Basic courtesy is to get my name right: 刘亭廷, it’s written here
2. Be decent enough to translate my full post: TL;DR being barred cos of nationality is common-happened to my previous dealings w PLA
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2年前 • Tingting Liu 劉亭廷 0 评论

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Important read, long but worth it🙏🏻
I HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY MAD AT THE WEST FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS...
Mad at politicians because they decided to treat ruzzia like a boiling frog at the price of the lives of the best Ukrainians. For the fact that there are still no F-16s in Ukraine…
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2年前 • Liza Clinical Wizard 0 评论

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After leaving out of the store today my daughter did something that really made me stop and think. There was this guy sitting there crying and she asks me 'did you see that man crying? What's wrong with him?' I said yes but I'm not sure maybe he's just sad...She said, 'maybe he's…
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2年前 • Epoch Inspired 0 评论