Some gay dude that I fired on the spot came and told me about why Drake is trending. That reminded me of ... I used to bully a kid in high school, and I’m not proud of it. He was a beta male, a pussy, and talked too much so I’d make fun of him sometimes. One day he and his… , page 54

Some gay dude that I fired on the spot came and told me about why Drake is trending.

That reminded me of ...

I used to bully a kid in high school, and I’m not proud of it. He was a beta male, a pussy, and talked too much so I’d make fun of him sometimes.

One day he and his friends conspired a way to get me back in front of the whole school.

During assembly one day while I was accepting an award for “most good looking”, the little dweeb and his friends ran up and panted me in front of everybody.

Everyone’s jaws dropped and a lot of women began to faint, even some teachers.

See, the nerds plan didn’t work out as he planned, because now everyone in school knew I had a jumbo dick and even more women began to want to fuck me.

The point is this.

An alpha will always be an alpha, and a beta will always be a beta. Remember that.

AKN rule #498

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Hi Elon!
The post you're quote-tweeting seems to suggest that, based on Social Security Administration data, 220,731 illegal immigrants have registered to vote in Arizona since January 1, 2024.
A few things if I may be so bold (since I have easy access to Maricopa County's data…
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1年前 • Stephen Richer—MaricopaCountyRecorder (prsnl acct) • -- 点击 0 评论

Sticker seen yesterday at Male Toilet on Law Library entrance’s floor. I respect campus free speech. But if any Jewish students or academics feel unwelcome because of things like this, be assured that I would welcome and support them as a schoolmate and as a student. (1/2)
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1年前 • Kevin Yam 任建峰 • -- 点击 0 评论

I watched this happen on the morning of 4 June 1989 in Chang’an Avenue, near Tiananmen Square, the morning after the night’s massacre. Don’t believe the propaganda lie that no massacre took place: I saw 40 people killed in front of me before giving up counting in despair.
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4个月前 • John Simpson • -- 点击 0 评论

I wrote this piece for
In it, I argue that Israel should be doing everything it can to avoid civilian casualties and keep the Iranian people, who are the biggest victims of this brutal and oppressive regime, out of the crosshairs. This makes sense not only from a
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4个月前 • Dr Kylie Moore-Gilbert • -- 点击 0 评论

After being tortured and imprisoned by the Islamic regime in Iran, I took refuge in Canada. The true north strong and free gave me the rights and freedoms that I was denied in Iran, my beloved homeland under Sharia law. Burning Canadian flags and chanting against Canada, by
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4个月前 • Salman Sima • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:01:19

🚨🇺🇸TREASURY SEC. BESSENT: ELON AND I ARE COMPLETELY ALIGNED
“This Doge program is one of the most important audits of government or changes to government structure we have seen.
When President Trump came in, there's a big agenda, and I think that there are gigantic cost
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8个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 0 评论

ELON: THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IS SPREADING BS PROPAGANDA
“I think a lot of activists have gone into journalism, not to report the news, but to create the news.
I think probably that comes from what they're taught in schools.
I'm trying, you know, to trace route packets on a
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7个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:00:37

Right before the election, the last administration signed a 15-year lease on a fancy DC building for USAGM. The cost to American taxpayers? A quarter of a billion dollars—for a building not even equipped to BROADCAST.
I just canceled the lease—I also learned that this agency,
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6个月前 • Kari Lake • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:00:41

🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork.
"This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my
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5个月前 • Autism Capital 🧩 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:01:47

We await a full and lasting ceasefire, starting from tomorrow, to provide the necessary basis for diplomacy. There is no point in prolonging the killings. And I will be waiting for Putin in Türkiye on Thursday. Personally. I hope that this time the Russians will not look for
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5个月前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • -- 点击 0 评论

Dear , you know I love you very much.
I want to express my opinion on something.
Since July of last year, you have been keeping accounts with 1 million followers and above in prison. Isn't that enough?
Small and medium accounts get more engagement than big accounts!
This is
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3个月前 • The Figen • -- 点击 0 评论

Elon Musk: I think hormonal birth control is making a lot of women sad and depressed.
“I think a lot of women are unaware that hormonal birth control causes depression and dramatically increases risk of suicide and changes their preferences on who they want to marry or have kids
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1个月前 • ELON CLIPS • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:01:17

"Elon Musk is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We're going to build many more computers together. I'm delighted to be working with him. I think the Optimus opportunity is just right around the corner. It's very likely that human robots are going to be
btc
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1个月前 • DogeDesigner • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:01:08

我今天玩得很开心！！感谢 Nana7mi 和 Hoshimi Senpai ^^
可惜网有一些问题但我希望下次能再和前辈们一起玩！！

We had some connection issues today but I had…
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2年前 • Maria Marionette ❤️‍🩹🐰 NIJISANJI EN • -- 点击 0 评论

I wish more people understood this.
If what David is saying here was more widely understood, there would be a lot less political division.
The Democrats have been extremely successful in demonizing billionaires who want to serve the country, when in reality these are some of
btc
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7个月前 • Jason DeBolt ⚡️ • -- 点击 0 评论

Gaza, in the words of an ex-Israeli intel chief, is an "open-air prison."

"Hell on earth," per the UN Secretary-General.

2.2. million people. 50% kids. 50% in poverty. 90% without access to clean drinking water.

I shared some important background & context on tonight:
每日热点
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2年前 • Mehdi Hasan • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:01:44

We’re rapidly moving to provide IDF w/ resources to include ammunition & interceptors to resupply Iron Dome. These critical assets will help ensure Israel has what it needs to defend its cities & citizens. Today, I visited Nevatim AB to see some of the assistance arriving onsite.
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2年前 • Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin III • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:00:13

When #Taiwanese citizen #MorrisonLee packed some postcards for a 2-day business trip to Shenzhen back in 2019, he didn’t realise they would end up putting him behind bars or under exit ban in #China for almost 4 years. Read his story, part I, here .👇

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2年前 • Safeguard Defenders (保护卫士) • -- 点击 0 评论

🚨🇺🇸JPMORGAN CEO JAMIE DIMON SLAMS ‘STUPID’ DEI SPENDING, PLANS CUTS
Jamie Dimon is reportedly canceling some DEI programs at JPMorgan Chase, calling them a waste of money and bureaucracy.
“I was never a firm believer in bias training,” Dimon told employees, adding he was
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8个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 0 评论

I love how Tesla just casually dropped auto shift, one of the coolest features ever invented for an automobile, and nobody really talks about it because we’re all so fixated on the even cooler part where a fucking software stack drives the car with some cameras
btc
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5个月前 • Mike P • -- 点击 0 评论

I thought some of you might appreciate this quick reference card next time someone says "Elon has been promising autonomy for years!"
Uh huh? So have the others.
This list is based on public claims from each company. Speculation was ignored.
This was a harder problem than
btc
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2个月前 • Ian N • -- 点击 0 评论

JUST IN: Meteor spotted in the skies over Spain and Portugal.
This is insane.
Early reports claim that the blue flash could be seen darting through the night sky for hundreds of kilometers.
At the moment, it has not been confirmed if it hit the Earth’s surface however some
时政
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1年前 • Collin Rugg • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:00:14

Elon Musk is a mission-driven individual—always has been. It would be stupid to assume he’s motivated by personal financial gain. While wealth is a byproduct of his work, it is not the goal.
Some people argue that Elon is using his involvement with DOGE and government
btc
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7个月前 • Sawyer Merritt • -- 点击 0 评论

🚨Breaking: Today, Hamas militias killed the Palestinian activist Ziad Abu Hayya. Returning to his tent with some food for his kids, Hamas militias shot him in the head in front of his children.
Ziad was known for his criticism of Hamas and their reckless actions that led the
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10个月前 • Ihab Hassan • -- 点击 0 评论

Here are Elon Musk's full remarks at the Presidential Parade a few minutes ago.
“This is what victory feels like!
And this was no ordinary victory. This was a fork in the road of human civilization.
You know, there are elections that come and go. Some elections are
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9个月前 • ELON CLIPS • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

00:03:49

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Sticker seen yesterday at Male Toilet on Law Library entrance’s floor. I respect campus free speech. But if any Jewish students or academics feel unwelcome because of things like this, be assured that I would welcome and support them as a schoolmate and as a student. (1/2) 时政 ( twitter.com)

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I wrote this piece for In it, I argue that Israel should be doing everything it can to avoid civilian casualties and keep the Iranian people, who are the biggest victims of this brutal and oppressive regime, out of the crosshairs. This makes sense not only from a 时政 ( twitter.com)

时政

After being tortured and imprisoned by the Islamic regime in Iran, I took refuge in Canada. The true north strong and free gave me the rights and freedoms that I was denied in Iran, my beloved homeland under Sharia law. Burning Canadian flags and chanting against Canada, by 时政 ( twitter.com)

时政

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🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork. "This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my btc ( twitter.com)

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We await a full and lasting ceasefire, starting from tomorrow, to provide the necessary basis for diplomacy. There is no point in prolonging the killings. And I will be waiting for Putin in Türkiye on Thursday. Personally. I hope that this time the Russians will not look for 时政 ( twitter.com)

时政

Dear , you know I love you very much. I want to express my opinion on something. Since July of last year, you have been keeping accounts with 1 million followers and above in prison. Isn't that enough? Small and medium accounts get more engagement than big accounts! This is 有趣 ( twitter.com)

有趣

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I wish more people understood this. If what David is saying here was more widely understood, there would be a lot less political division. The Democrats have been extremely successful in demonizing billionaires who want to serve the country, when in reality these are some of btc ( twitter.com)

btc

Gaza, in the words of an ex-Israeli intel chief, is an "open-air prison." "Hell on earth," per the UN Secretary-General. 2.2. million people. 50% kids. 50% in poverty. 90% without access to clean drinking water. I shared some important background & context on tonight: 每日热点 ( twitter.com)

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When #Taiwanese citizen #MorrisonLee packed some postcards for a 2-day business trip to Shenzhen back in 2019, he didn’t realise they would end up putting him behind bars or under exit ban in #China for almost 4 years. Read his story, part I, here .👇 时政 ( safeguarddefenders.com)

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I thought some of you might appreciate this quick reference card next time someone says "Elon has been promising autonomy for years!" Uh huh? So have the others. This list is based on public claims from each company. Speculation was ignored. This was a harder problem than btc ( twitter.com)

btc

JUST IN: Meteor spotted in the skies over Spain and Portugal. This is insane. Early reports claim that the blue flash could be seen darting through the night sky for hundreds of kilometers. At the moment, it has not been confirmed if it hit the Earth’s surface however some 时政 ( twitter.com)

时政

Elon Musk is a mission-driven individual—always has been. It would be stupid to assume he’s motivated by personal financial gain. While wealth is a byproduct of his work, it is not the goal. Some people argue that Elon is using his involvement with DOGE and government btc ( twitter.com)

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Here are Elon Musk's full remarks at the Presidential Parade a few minutes ago. “This is what victory feels like! And this was no ordinary victory. This was a fork in the road of human civilization. You know, there are elections that come and go. Some elections are btc ( twitter.com)

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