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The absurdity knows no bounds:
Israel:
“They massacred, beheaded, and raped our women and children!”
The international community: “Yea, we don’t care until you prove it!”
“Ok, here are the testimonials.”
“Sorry, not good enough.”
“Sure. Photos.”
“Fake.”
“Ok, here’s video…
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The absurdity knows no bounds:
Israel:
“They massacred, beheaded, and raped our women and children!”
The international community: “Yea, we don’t care until you prove it!”
“Ok, here are the testimonials.”
“Sorry, not good enough.”
“Sure. Photos.”
“Fake.”
“Ok, here’s video evidence.”
“Sorry, you’re gonna have to do better than that”
“Ok, here are the actual victims and their stories.”
“Liars!”
“Here is Hamas admitting it all!”
“They aren’t reliable. They don’t mean it.”
“Here are the bodies.”
“Prove that Hamas did that and not the IDF.”
Israel: 🙄
Hamas: “Israel killed 10 zillion people in Gaza, 100% of them are children. Trust us.”
The international community: “It’s a genocide!!”
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Guo Degang, a famous Chinese standup comedian, loves joking about the regime — the privileges, the perks, the quiet absurdity of power.
One of his classic bits lists every foreign luxury imaginable, then delivers the punchline: the real happiness is becoming a CCP cadre, because
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