Many years ago, when I was a young man trying to find my way, I had an amazing, beautiful, and understanding girlfriend that I cheated on all of the time. I knew that if one day she ever decided to cheat on me, it would be much deserved since I’ve done the same to her on… , page 17

Many years ago, when I was a young man trying to find my way, I had an amazing, beautiful, and understanding girlfriend that I cheated on all of the time.

I knew that if one day she ever decided to cheat on me, it would be much deserved since I’ve done the same to her on multiple occasions.

But one day, I found out she actually did cheat on me, and despite knowing I deserved it, I couldn’t escape the fact that she was a big slut. So I dropped her and never spoke to that b**ch again.

That day I invented Alpha King Rule #87 which states 👇

If she cheats on you once, she’ll cheat again. Drop that h0e, and the right one will come along when you’re ready.

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