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Do we all remember the time in 1995 that Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich advocated for the United States to resume diplomatic ties with Taiwan? But then, Kissinger: according to Gingrich, "Henry called me and said, 'This is not good.'" Gingrich reversed his stance, on…
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2年前 • Isaac Stone Fish 0 评论

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Tonight as Jews all over the world celebrate #Hanukkah, we ask that you light the first candle for Noa Argamani who is currently being held hostage in Gaza by Hamas terrorists.
May Noa and all of the hostages be reunited with their families this Hanukkah.
#BringThemHomeNow
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2年前 • Israel Foreign Ministry 0 评论

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Topics for this week: 1. The TikTok abomination is just a tiny tip of the gigantic iceberg aka Washington’s astonishing CCP Lobby and the near uselessness of FARA and LDA; 2. the CCP’s border strategies and its security paranoia; 3. Why Russia today commemorates the Damansky…
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2年前 • MilesYu 余茂春 0 评论

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Since MAGA and Timmy keep telling me "Context matters", and my tweet was so bad and Trump's wasn't....
Does this make it any better? I added more context?.
Donald Trump is a pathetic train wreck with no talent or anything else necessary for political success. Now, after
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4个月前 • Brian Krassenstein 0 评论

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Stanford just made a $200,000 AI degree free.
No application.
No tuition.
No “elite access”.
Stanford released its actual AI/ML curriculum on YouTube.
Not a PR-friendly intro.
Not “AI for the public”.
This is the real thing.
The same lectures shaping people working on
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4个月前 • Srishti 0 评论

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Canada Went to Beijing. The Loser Was Canada.
Carney’s China Pivot Is Really a Message to Washington.
Canada’s prime minister just flew to Beijing for the first time in eight years — and the headlines made it sound historic.
It wasn’t.
This video breaks down why Canada’s sudden
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4个月前 • Ken Cao-The China Crash Chronicle • 下载视频 0 评论

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Narratives of this (now) ongoing incident is running hot on Chinese language Facebook. It reflects a number of things:
1. The Hong Kong public does NOT trust its Government and its lackeys with supplies that are intended for victims. It reflects the fact that the years of
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5个月前 • Kevin Yam 任建峰 0 评论

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🍌 nano banana prompt
This illustration is intended for children to use as a coloring page (you may adjust or simplify the elements as needed). The generated content can be provided either as a clear written description or as a small reference image to guide the child’s
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5个月前 • 宝玉 0 评论

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China Won’t Bleed for You — Maduro Just Proved It.
Being China’s Partner Is a Fatal Mistake.
China spent over $100 billion propping up Venezuela — then watched as its “ironclad ally” was arrested and flown out in a flawless U.S. operation.
This video breaks down the surreal
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4个月前 • Ken Cao-The China Crash Chronicle • 下载视频 0 评论

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Hong Kong Is Officially Over — Jimmy Lai’s 20-Year Sentence Proves It. And Taiwan Should Be Terrified.
Jimmy Lai just received a 20-year prison sentence at the age of 78.
His crime? Publishing a newspaper. Criticizing the government. Calling for sanctions.
In this video, I
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3个月前 • Ken Cao-The China Crash Chronicle • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is NYC today. For every Etsy-Keffiyah-wearing, terrorist cosplayer, what-river-what-sea TikTok scholar, and straight-up Jihadi baby - there are thousands of people who see through their bullshit. Take it from an Israeli: Terrorists can’t win if you refuse to be terrorized.
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2年前 • Yael Bar tur 🎗️ • 下载视频 0 评论

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Grok-3 image editing feature is really underrated. It's incredibly good, you guys should try it out! It's free for everyone.
if you combine it with Pika new feature, Pikaframes, it awesome.
I created this video in less than 3 minutes.
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Here’s how 👇
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1年前 • AshutoshShrivastava • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is so utterly disgusting on both sides. Retarded MAGA Republicans cut off aid to Ukraine fighting for its survival and then politicise the senseless murder of a Ukrainian refugee, while soft-on-crime Democrats try to ignore the murder entirely and refuse to even acknowledge
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2个月前 • PanEuropeanMovement 0 评论

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China announce 58 tons of supplies to Iran.
Official line: Purely medical supplies for hospitals and relief. No mention of anything else.
Question many are asking: How much of this 58 tons is truly medical vs. dual-use stuff (like aluminum or other materials that could aid
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1个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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❗️No ceasefire on May 9? “No one has officially proposed a ceasefire to Ukraine on May 9,” – Zelenskyy.
“A ceasefire for one day, while beforehand they kill our people – this is, to put it mildly, dishonest. Today Merefa, yesterday Dnipro – people killed, wounded, adults and
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14天前 • 🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 • 下载视频 0 评论

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❗️Putin Seeks Ceasefire on May 9 to Protect His Military Parade — Zelenskyy
This is what Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy stated in an interview with Bloomberg:
“They want the parade to proceed calmly for a few hours, and then resume attacks. We do not want any ceasefire
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17天前 • 🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 0 评论

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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this

#Today in 1987, The Legend of Zelda is released for the NES in North America. The game sold over 6.5 million copies, launched a major franchise and it's in the lists of the greatest video games of all time

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2年前 • Massimo 0 评论

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This story about a Chinese spy offering $10,000 to an aide on the House China Committee for U.S. policy insights, on issues like Venezuela and rare-earth minerals intelligence is wild but not an outlier. "China has a long record of targeting U.S. politicians and federal workers
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9天前 • Helen Raleigh 0 评论

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The 𝕏 recommendation system is evolving very rapidly. We are aiming for deletion of all heuristics within 4 to 6 weeks.
Grok will literally read every post and watch every video (100M+ per day) to match users with content they’re most likely to find interesting.
This should
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7个月前 • Elon Musk 0 评论

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京都大学大学院情报学研究科助教・井上治昂等人的研究团队于9月28日在京都召开记者见面会，公布了一种能够分析对方笑声，并和对方一起笑的机器人。该机器人能够在和人类进行对话的同时分析对话中出现的笑声的频率，然后根据对方笑声的大小、特征配合地发出各种笑声。
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3年前 • 微博 0 评论

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回官邸的路上驻美大使谢锋一直拍大腿憋笑，车上的参赞递上纸巾示意谢锋擦下鼻涕泡并问道：“您这是在笑什么？刚在会上全世界的记者都看到您在偷笑。”
谢锋：“有个笑话实在太好笑了，我一想起来就忍不住。”
参赞：“能不能给我也讲讲？”
谢锋：“你疯了吗！秦刚就是因为讲这个才被我举报的！”
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2年前 • Eric Liu 刘力朋 0 评论

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有的人喜欢虚虚实实开玩笑，你如果当真，他就说是开玩笑；你如果完全不当回事，他笑嘻嘻的脸就忽然阴森地拉下来了。
所以玩笑其实是一种表露潜在欲望的掩饰手段，用边界试探来投石问路。
你如果突然意识到有人喜欢这样做，那你一定要认真，只有你当真，他才会缩回去，假装说是开玩笑。
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2年前 • Ignatius Lee 🚁🌋☭⃠ 0 评论

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一个退出《巴黎协定》的国家自诩环保领导，就跟一个新冠病毒确诊和死亡绝冠全球的国家自诩抗疫领导一样可笑！就跟印度自诩全世界女性地位最高的国家一样可笑！就跟法国自诩全世界最勇敢的国家一样可笑！就跟日本自诩全世界最爱护海洋的国家一样可笑！
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4年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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全世界都在嘲笑普京，只有中国人在嘲笑马斯克。
想起当年马云也嘲笑过马斯克，结果如今这位马先生呢？都找不着了……
所以中国人最后总是让别人笑到最后。
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4年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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昨晚半夜在木桶饭底层推送刷到自己，给他妈的看笑了，搞跨圈内斗的魔怔跨性别收收味，他妈的老娘不是跨，他妈的笑不活了，笑了大半个晚上，笑飞了真的是
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3年前 • 天凝_Official🏳️‍⚧️ 0 评论