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11月28日，央视联合美团发布了一段短片，片中一名做平面设计的白领辞职、转行送外卖。她表示：外卖带给我的不只是一份工作，还有能随时欣赏沿途风景的自由。评论区却一片反讽：“农民工在工地健身，外卖员在路上观察。” 目前该短片已被央视下架。

🚨 伊尔汗·奥马尔惊慌失措：“你们不能驱逐我！”——但作为一名入籍公民，欺诈行为可能让她失去一切🔥 伊尔汗·奥马尔曾得意洋洋的表示：“你们不能驱逐美国公民！” 但是等等——她说的没错……从某种程度上来说。出生公民确实不能被驱逐。但像她这样的入籍公民呢？如果涉及欺诈，那就绝对有可能被驱逐。

这荒诞的3分多钟，却一张口就是满分作文！

俄羅斯火箭在奧倫堡地區試驗場發射失敗並爆炸瓦特啦爆炸的可能不是“薩爾馬特”火箭，而可能是搭載“先鋒”高超音速戰鬥部的UR-100N洲際彈道導彈。

11月28日，新疆，工程完工五年后工程款仍未发放，工人前往机关单位副局长办公室讨薪，哪知对方竟喊来荷枪实弹的警察企图镇压讨薪的工人。

双胞胎姐妹回归，在狼友的指挥下脱光衣服自慰骚穴，淫声荡语跳蛋玩弄骚穴[538.57MB/MP4/WF]

被讨厌的继父玩弄肮脏肉棒上下穴穴都被挿好挿满的不幸继女[2.15G/MP4/WF]

别说大闸蟹了，就是蝗灾发生，俺们那旮旯的人也能把蝗虫吃光。吃蝗虫，只需要一个专家站出来，专家说一句“蝗虫滋阴壮阳”，瞬间就没有蝗虫了。

3个风骚美女，情趣装丝袜诱惑，床上轮草三女浪叫不断精彩刺激[888.23MB/MP4/WF]

终于看懂翼装飞行怎么落地的了，也终于知道他们为啥要贴着山脊飞行了就差一顶红牛的帽子了 🤣

11月27日，一位网友发帖写下“气数已尽”。帖子发出后评论区的网友纷纷嘲讽当下的黑暗与不公。

11月28日，一位网友通过一张图巧妙地讽刺了当今中国的社会现象，主题是“以大局为重，大局里没有我”。这幅图引发了广泛的共鸣，许多网友纷纷点赞。

她是国家的敌人，必须被驱逐出境。有多少美国税款从明尼苏达州流向索马里？她哪来的3000万美元净资产？她简直是在嘲笑我们。她根本不知道什么对美国人有利。她能当选，全靠奥巴马从国外引进了一整座城市的人，这简直是百分之百的反美行为。

上海BN嘉年华，歌手大槻真希在演出最后一首海贼王ED《memories》时，突然音乐停止，演出中止，匆匆退场。后面演出的组合“ASH DA HERO”也被取消。

图1 大槻真希演出一半被喊下去图2 滨崎步在没有观众的情况下，独自完成演出两幅用现实画出的名画

徐勤先将军最后的风采

剪辑得非常好，中国人不应该把这忘记！ #忘记历史等于背叛 #不正确的集体记忆

バンダイナムコフェス2025 in 上海、演者が歌ってる途中で政府の指示で「日本アーティストの演出は全面禁止」になり、強制中止→そのままスタッフに連れられて退場…。これで中華圏の海外イベントは全部終わった感ある

11月28日，上海BN嘉年华，歌手大槻真希在演出最后一首海贼王ED《memories》时，突然音乐停止，演出中止，匆匆退场。举办方解释为“不可抗力因素”。

一位香港大火的遇难者的亲属写下家中长辈在大埔宏福苑大火中罹难的经过：我先生的爸爸在这次事件中不幸遇难。公公近年身体不好，需要长期使用呼吸机、坐轮椅代步。

大槻真希退场后，留下一脸懵逼的观众们，有观众直接破口大骂。

高颜值性感美女，翘臀大屁股坐插道具呻吟流淫水[465.29M/MP4/WF]

企业被曝拍员工厕所照，称单次如厕超过15分钟就要罚款450元据消息称，10月27日，有网友爆料江苏南京江宁区一家企业规定，车间工人如厕不得超过15分钟，超过时间将罚款450元。如果在一上午或一下午中多次上厕所，同样会被罚450元。

谁要对刘文辉被祭旗负责？还有一个叫刘文辉的上海人，他堪称是中国大陆五十多年来，最早、最激烈、最彻底、最系统的反革命、反毛泽东、反阶级斗争、反极左的第一人。在黑暗的年代，刘文辉决心像普罗米修斯那样，用自己的肋骨燃点火把，让人们睁开眼睛，辨别真伪，遏制毛泽东倒行逆施的祸国殃民路线

香港的命运，谁也无法扭转。这把大火一烧，如果连引咎辞职都没有，那么，香港以此为拐点，彻底内地化了，公共服务也只可能每况日下。

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I laughed more than i should've 🤣🤣
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🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork.
"This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my
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7个月前 • Autism Capital 🧩 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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MAGA man ready to call ICE on charity worker—for speaking Spanish.
"You're a lousy stinking immigrant," man yells adding racial slur. "You don't even speak English."
"I am a U.S. citizen and came here legal," woman responds. "And you know what? I speak better English than you."
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6天前 • LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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It’s even harder for today, because I am more tired. But a little awareness of Xuzhou chained woman is helpful for the women in China.
#StopSexTrafficking
#Womenarenotforsell
#XuzhouChainedWomen
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1年前 • 王涵（Han） • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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I wonder if Marcus Aurelius could have done more to carry Rome to greater heights or whether that was as good a job as could have been done
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3个月前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 0 评论

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#Today in 1977, Radio Shack announced its TRS-80 Model I, the company's first personal computer. It became one of the first mass-marketed personal computers.

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2年前 • Massimo • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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More official renders of Starship including the tanker, depot and HLS lander just dropped! I still think HLS should drop anything not needed after TLI (Raptors / Tankage)... Source:
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1个月前 • Everyday Astronaut • -- 点击 0 评论

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“Elon Musk is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We're going to build many more computers together. I'm delighted to be working with him.”
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1个月前 • Tesla Owners Silicon Valley • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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This Generation is so Over🤦🏽‍♂️💔 22 Years Old Gets Laughed at for Having a Job.
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9个月前 • non aesthetic things • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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I thank Germany and Olaf Scholz for the new military assistance package. It is timely and focused on our priorities, particularly air defense.
The advanced Skynex system and additional IRIS-T SLM missiles will strengthen our sky shield and save more lives. I am…
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1年前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • -- 点击 0 评论

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. on "I think what he's done is really incredible... the DOGE effort will continue... and most importantly, the job, the job of making the government more efficient — of not wasting people's money — that has to continue. I think it's one of the most important
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6个月前 • Rapid Response 47 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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i have been saying this was going to happen for over a month..
STOP LISTENING TO DOOMERS!!!
have faith, there is a plan....
and listen to me when i predict something!!!!
this is not the only pocket, there are up to 6 more forming..
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Thank you to for hosting my exhibit about the #CaesarPhotos and my friend #MazenAlHamada , disappeared by the #Assad regime 1,340 days. More photos, and a video of my “artist talk” coming. I hope to show this exhibit in as many locations as I can.
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2年前 • Marc Nelson 🌊 🇺🇦 • -- 点击 0 评论

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I have covered presidential politics for 40 years. This was the most juvenile display by a President and Vice President I have ever seen. Other presidents treated their enemies with more respect. This is a low point and a dark day for the US.
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9个月前 • Brian J. Karem • -- 点击 0 评论

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I am proud of Britain and what we have given to the world - no nation has done more.
Let's shout about it, and importantly teach children about our incredible contribution to human progress.
I am unashamedly British and proud.
No guilt, no apologies, no reparations.
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9个月前 • Rupert Lowe MP • -- 点击 0 评论

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The worst part of the Biden-Xi meeting was the shameless American CEOs dining with Xi. So I drew this cartoon based on an old illustration “Oliver wants more”.…
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This morning I, a U.S. citizen, woke up to the news that an arrest warrant & a HKD $1 million bounty have been placed on my head by the Hong Kong govt. for exercising my freedoms in my own country.
More to say later but for now: I will never be silenced, I will never back down.
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1年前 • Joey Siu 邵嵐☘️🌻🌈 • -- 点击 0 评论

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They exit with an entire clothing rack from a store in the San Francisco Bay Area.😳

🔊 …. 🚨🚨🚨

I am no expert, but I think that might have been above the $950 limit. They need to be more careful if they want to follow the new shopping rules in California.

I have no idea…
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last night i demo’d o1 pro to my most skeptical friend - the results were extraordinary.
it was amazing to see o1 pro successfully tackle humanities research, and how much better it was than 4o / o1. i also had a ton of fun watching my friend come around to AI! story ⬇️
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11个月前 • Kay Sorin • -- 点击 0 评论

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Former NASA astronaut: Elon is moving faster than we ever did in the Apollo program.
“Elon is all about making things happen as quickly as he possibly can. I think that's also something that can probably be good for our country.
I think that sometimes NASA is a little slow and
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2个月前 • ELON CLIPS • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Full verbatim transcript — Elon Musk, Tesla 2025 Shareholders Meeting, Austin, TX (Nov 6):
And this is really necessary for the car to—like with AI4, I think we can get to 200 or 300 percent better than human safety, maybe 400 percent better. But with AI5, I think we can do
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12天前 • Gail Alfar • -- 点击 0 评论

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I must say China is now behind the U.S. in the LLM ecosystem momentum. The underlying vision for me to start is to make better AI accessible to more people. We are glad our first moderate-size Yi-34B performs competitively at a global level. More to come soon after…
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2年前 • Kai-Fu Lee • -- 点击 0 评论

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Today Africa is home to more Christians than any other continent in the world. But this will change if the trend of persecution against African Christians continues. The massacres will eventually result in demographic shifts in Africa between Muslims and Christians like those in…
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1年前 • Imtiaz Mahmood • -- 点击 0 评论

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Due to Ukrainian drone strikes, gasoline production in Russia fell by more than 17%. Russia cannot repair its refineries. An example is the Nizhny Novgorod Refinery, where after the catalytic cracking unit failed in early January, it still cannot receive spare parts. The
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1年前 • Artur Rehi • -- 点击 0 评论

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Russia's invasion of Ukraine is an existential threat for Europe. Yet EU countries seem more focused on making a buck than getting Russia out of Ukraine. Here's Italian exports to Kyrgyzstan, which are now at unprecedented highs. Chasing coin in the face of imminent danger...
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1年前 • Robin Brooks • -- 点击 0 评论

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WHY ARE WE NOT SANCTIONING CHINA FOR ITS HUGE SUPPORT OF RUSSIAN WAR CRIMES IN UKRAINE?
U.S. intelligence says:
"China is by far Russia’s most important trading partner with bilateral trade reaching more than $220 billion in 2023, already surpassing their record total 2022…
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1年前 • Jakub Janda 楊雅嚳 • -- 点击 0 评论

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