> be Elon
> co-found OpenAI “for humanity”
> watch Altman flip it into Microsoft’s lootbox
> quietly.exe
> launch xAI, poach the best GPU whisperers from DeepMind, OpenAI, Anthropic
> raise $5B faster than a Dogecoin pump
> find abandoned Electrolux factory in Memphis
> “perfect, already wired for toasters”
> slap 200k H100s in 122 days, call it Colossus
>local grid: “lol no”
> rent every diesel generator on the continent, create 200 exaflops cloud of doom
> train Grok-1, ship in 4 months
> train Grok-2, ship in 8
> both still think 2+2=“potato,” whatever
> Grok-3 drops, 10× compute, actually passes math
> turn RL compute dial to 11 for Grok-4, pre-training budget now just the reinforcement budget
> release Grok Code, clocks 1 Trillion tokens on OpenRouter before Sonnet 4 finishes its morning coffee
> Scam Altman tweeting “competition is healthy” from his 10-GPU pod
> mfw we liberated the toaster factory and it became Skynet

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