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这位医生的演讲真好，太让人感动了！

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Crown Jewel of CCTV, when the rest the world news reported that Iranian are protesting against the Khamenei government, CCTV reported than the protest is against the USA and you guess to, Zionism.

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He said NOT TODAY SIR 😂
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8个月前由 NO CONTEXT HUMANS 提交

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A baby girl thinks she's met Santa while shopping….and a bearded man pretends to be Santa and talks to her so as not to ruin her dream.
And their dialogue will melt your heart.
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1个月前 • The Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.
He’s scrambling.
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1个月前 • Christopher Webb • 下载视频 0 评论

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China technology advances very fast, the hardware is there but the software could not keep up. During battery fires, the one single worst thing you can do is to pour water onto the burning batteries.
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1个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Not many people know this, but the company behind Manus is Butterfly Effect.
In that small office, we pressed the launch button—never imagining how one small move could change the course ahead.
Keep shipping!
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29天前 • hidecloud 0 评论

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I’m in Ukraine.
Not asking for pity.
Just asking the world to remember
That we are still here,
And that we are still surviving
Every single day and night.
Please show your support to🇺🇦
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前天 • тату Аня зубко 🫡 Xena 0 评论

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Junko Furuta would have been 53 years old today. During her 44 days of unimaginable torture, she was gangraped by over 200 men, many of whom knew her & never bothered to report it. The main captors walk free. Porn retellings exist of her story. Nobody learnt anything from it.
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2年前 • chads for sana ☭ 0 评论

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In 1941, when America was still neutral before Pearl Harbor, Roosevelt managed to convince Congress to allocate 10% of the U.S. GDP to aid for the UK, the Soviets & China
Today, the equivalent would be USD $2.6 trillion or 25x more than what Biden asked for 🇺🇦 and 🇮🇱 combined.
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1年前 • Visegrád 24 0 评论

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It is self-destructive for any society to create a situation where a baby who is born into the world today automatically has pre-existing grievances against another baby born at the same time, because of what their ancestors did centuries ago. It is hard enough to solve our own…
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1年前 • Thomas Sowell Quotes 0 评论

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Today, followers are falling very fast.
Elon Musk declared war on bot accounts. 😂
No worries for me, I always worked to gain real followers. Maybe there are 50K cry*pto bots at most.
Because they needed to have fun too! 😂
Do you know why celebrities use Instagram?
Because
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1年前 • Figen 0 评论

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Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! 🔥💪🏾
Young voters are showing up and showing out in North Carolina! First we marched to the polls with students at Elizabeth City State University and today we were on the ground at Winston Salem State University marching to the polls with students with a
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1年前 • Black Voters Matter Fund • 下载视频 0 评论

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🗳️🇺🇸Today is the 2nd time I’m voting in a U.S. presidential election. I casted my ballot thinking of friends who are currently in this country under the DED policy struggling to find stability, and friends seeking asylum in search of a safe haven from political persecution. (1/x)
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1年前 • Joey Siu 邵嵐 0 评论

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The X algorithm is working great today.
So turn on notifications, make your best related video or image or text comment on my posts. It is important to be in the first 50 comments if you want to gain impressions.
Humor and funny things are always more effective!
Even bot-fake
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1年前 • Figen 0 评论

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Today is the fourth time I've spoken to the UN General Assembly as president. And it will be my last.
After over 50 years of public service, I decided it's time for a new generation to take our nation forward.
Because some things are more important than staying in power.
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1年前 • President Biden 0 评论

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For many nations, the image of a mother and child is a symbol of life that must be protected. Today, we presented Pope Leo XIV with a special icon – the Holy Mother with the Infant, painted on a fragment of a crate used to store heavy artillery munitions, brought from
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8个月前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський 0 评论

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Today, my sister, Dr. Gulshan Abbas, turns 63 — her 7th birthday was spent unjustly in a Chinese prison. Her only "crime" is being my sister and my advocacy for Uyghur rights as an American citizen. Gulshan is an apolitical person and a medical doctor who retired at an early age
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7个月前 • Rushan Abbas 0 评论

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Here’s a huge benefit of Tesla Robotaxi-
Dropped us off in front of Terry Blacks, crazy hard to find parking here, yesterday it took me almost 30 minutes to find a spot and today, I got dropped off right in front.
Didn’t have to pay for parking either. Game changing.
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6个月前 • Zack • 下载视频 0 评论

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The best tech feels like magic because it’s so normal you don’t even notice it… until you do.
Took a ride in a Tesla Robotaxi today.
In this clip, it pulls aside on a narrow street with construction, making room for an oncoming car that illegally turns into our lane.
The
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6个月前 • DJ Seo • 下载视频 0 评论

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Did 11 Tesla Robotaxi rides today all around Austin with zero issues at all. Smooth as butter.
I am so grateful to the team for the invite, you all did such an incredible job. History has been made.
Robotaxi is here, and it’s amazing. What a day. Can’t wait for more!
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6个月前 • Zack 0 评论

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🧵1/ Having worked with over the past few yrs, it is heartbreaking to see its closure today—on the 5th anniversary of the #NSL—due to U.S. funding cuts to USAGM. This is a victory for the CCP, and a loss for both America’s and #HongKong’s fight for democracy.
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6个月前 • Frances Hui 許穎婷 0 评论

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It's peak demand time right now in Texas. A thousand megawatts of gas & coal plants have gone offline TODAY, more than 10,000 total. Plenty of power bc solar is cranking out >23,000 megawatts ON PEAK. Your policy is one of energy subtraction that will hurt grid reliability and
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6个月前 • Doug Lewin 0 评论

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Today we're releasing a developer preview of our next-gen benchmark, ARC-AGI-3.
The goal of this preview, leading up to the full version launch in early 2026, is to collaborate with the community. We invite you to provide feedback to help us build the most robust and effective
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6个月前 • François Chollet 0 评论

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Craziest part about going to the Silicon Valley to try Tesla's new ride hailing service is that my Model 3 took me the entire way there on its own
There's no other car or self-driving service that comes anywhere close to doing this today. Tesla doesn't get enough credit.
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5个月前 • Whole Mars Catalog 0 评论

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Reminder: if the EU wants to deter Putin and have a seat at the table on Ukraine, there's no need for joint EU debt issuance or military spending. Just shut down Putin's Baltic shadow fleet (gray). That doesn't cost anything and can be done today. All that's needed is courage...
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5个月前 • Robin Brooks 0 评论

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今天是二十四节气—#雨水，标示着降雨的开始，是中国古代农耕文化反映降水现象的节气。
Today is the 24 solar terms—yu shui, which marks the beginning of rainfal…
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4年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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We hit $10M ARR in 2 months making us one of the fastest growing AI startups in the world 🚀
And today, we are putting more power into the hands of people while changing the world of vibecoding 🙌
Introducing:
1. Emergent Pro Mode- Build real autonomous agents
2. Mobile Apps-
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4个月前 • Emergent • 下载视频 0 评论

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