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I shouldn’t be laughing this hard 😭
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10个月前由 NO CONTEXT HUMANS 提交

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Google NotebookLM System Prompt
Curious about how Google might have crafted the system prompt behind NotebookLM, I reverse-engineered its approach and reconstructed what appears to be its core prompt philosophy:
"Within five minutes, utilizing a dual-voice of an enthusiastic
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9个月前 • 宝玉 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Had a good and candid conversation with today and truly appreciated his warm congratulatory message on my appointment as Prime Minister. Together with him, I am determined to elevate the Japan–U.S. Alliance to even greater heights.
Starting tomorrow, I’ll be
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3个月前 • 高市早苗 0 评论

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Thank you, Mr. President for this opportunity. It will be an honor to serve my country under your leadership. I am also very grateful to who skillfully oversees alongside his many other responsibilities.
The support from the space-loving community has
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2个月前 • Jared Isaacman 0 评论

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A hairdresser in Barcelona made his customers wear Real Madrid jersey aprons. 😂
This kind of harmless humor is always good, we need to laugh.
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1年前 • Figen • 下载视频 0 评论

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MAGA idiots donating to Russians to get their stupid Trump comments on North Korean artillery should be the final, conclusive evidence that the is fucking done.
10 years from now they'll all say "I was a victim of disinformation. It was overwhelming!!"
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1年前 • Jay in Kyiv 0 评论

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Here are losses I could identify for yesterday.
Russian: 65
22 of which are combat assets (3 Abandoned, 10 Destroyed)
7 transports destroyed including 3 trucks
Ukrainian: 23
6 of which are combat assets including a mig-29, which could be destroyed
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1年前 • Andrew Perpetua 0 评论

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Speaker of the House of Representatives and I agreed on the perception of current security threats, their interconnectedness, and the ways in which they can be addressed together. Both of our countries understand, that the defeat of Ukraine would mean the undermine
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1年前 • Petr Pavel 0 评论

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Omg. Andrea Mitchell says during Trump’s first year in office, he asked Putin “should I be arming Ukraine?” and Putin said no.
Secretary of the State Rex Tillerson to immediately gathered White House advisers to tell them “we have a real problem.”
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1年前 • CALL TO ACTIVISM • 下载视频 0 评论

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Why is Telegram such a headache for France?
Pavel Durov, founder and CEO of Telegram, was arrested today in France, there are different charges against him.
While it would be interesting to discuss the investigation itself, putting the censorship arguments aside, (I personally
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1年前 • Zineb Riboua 0 评论

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Our prayers have been answered. After more than 20 years, I am overjoyed to be reunited with my mother here in Washington. Most importantly, she can finally embrace her grandchildren for the first time. Celebrating #Thanksgiving together brings indescribable joy, gratitude, and a
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1年前 • Nury Turkel 0 评论

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Pleased to announce that my fund has invested in and that I will be joining the team as a Strategic Advisor.
Prediction markets have completely changed the way people follow the news. I'm proud to support the industry and look forward to helping
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5个月前 • Donald Trump Jr. 0 评论

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Imagine this was a Pride rally. Then imagine somebody draped the Pride flag from the steps of a public building. What would be the chances of the police rushing in, as they did here, and arresting the flag bearer? Zero, I should think.
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5个月前 • Paul Embery 0 评论

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🚨 Fake CCP “Japanese” Accounts Exposed 🚨
On Chinese platforms, a wave of imposter accounts is stealing videos from Japanese influencers — without permission — and pretending to be members of the Japanese Communist Party.
These fakes slap on political captions like:
👉 “I am
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4个月前 • The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 0 评论

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Wow.
This comment from one of the Georgia special grand jurors is just devastating.

"I tell my wife if every person in America knew every single word of information we knew, this country would not be as divided as it is right now."
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2年前 • Victoria Brownworth 0 评论

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#Breaking
Canada halts visa, consular services in Chandigarh, Mumbai, Bangalore consulates.
Services will be available only at the Canadian High Commission in Delhi.

Canadian Foreign Minister Melanie Joly on the domestic row with India over Nijjar killing -

"As of now, I can…
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2年前 • Geeta Mohan گیتا موہن गीता मोहन • 下载视频 0 评论

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+ again, then I will be here waiting for you.
花开花落自有时，总赖东君主。去也终须去。住又如何住，若得山花插满头，莫问奴归处。
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4年前 • twitter机器人 0 评论

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OMG!!! It’s so bad what’s been happening to our country and your money!
Breaking: Musk says there's people over 150-years-old collecting Social Security
"I think they're probably dead, is my guess, or they should be very famous, one of the two."
btc
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11个月前 • Donald Trump Jr. • 下载视频 0 评论

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Barack Obama to Karen Bass: "I'm confident you're gonna be an outstanding mayor of LA."
LA under Karen Bass:
-Defunded fire dept
-Empty reservoirs
-Stolen hydrants
-Canceled hydrant testing
-Funded transgender cafes
-Visits Ghana while city is burning
Did I miss anything?
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1年前 • Libs of TikTok • 下载视频 0 评论

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Caught up with Russian nationalist philosopher Alexander Dugin, seen by some as Putin’s ideological architect and who just wrote a book called “the Trump Revolution” - I asked him about Western fears that might be closer to Putin than to the U.S.’s allies.
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10个月前 • Frederik Pleitgen • 下载视频 0 评论

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ELON: COMPANIES BEAT CHARITY
“I care about the reality. Perception be damned.”
Elon’s companies deliver bigger wins for humanity than charity, opening doors for all!
The core take:
* Tesla Push: Speeds up sustainable energy, green jobs and clean air for all
* SpaceX Goal:
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9个月前 • Mario Nawfal • 下载视频 0 评论

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During his college days, Elon Musk said, "I wanted to be involved in things that would change the world."
Today:
-Neuralink is finding cures for paralysis & blindness.
-Tesla is accelerating world’s transition to sustainable energy.
-SpaceX is working on making humanity
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9个月前 • DogeDesigner 0 评论

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Jimmy Kimmel to Trump tonight: "I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. [ Laughter ] And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
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2个月前 • LateNighter • 下载视频 0 评论

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Election day morning in Taipei. Went for a walk. Found these hoops at a local school. Was told I couldn't hoop (like, seriously? Look at me) because for today the school was going to be a polling station. Very moving. Voting for democracy. #TaiwanElections
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2年前 • Joseph Wong 0 评论

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This supposes to be a cartoon i publish for tomorrow.
Its calling attention to Australia writer Dr Yang Hengjun‘s death sentence from China.
But now it wont make the paper for the concern of “suicide trigger” and need an edited version.
What do u think？
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2年前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao 0 评论

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Sec. Blinken: "Russia will struggle to sustain Ukraine war without China's help."
I would go even further to say that without China's support, none of Beijing's proxies--Russia, Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, and so on--will be able to make trouble and create strategic…
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1年前 • MilesYu 余茂春 0 评论

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