DOGE has asked government employees to send five things they did LAST WEEK (boo-hoo). I ask my staff to do this every day—not just five things, but all tasks completed—so everyone knows what's going on, and it cuts down on constant questions, emails, etc. It’s called being efficient (DUH!).

Here’s an example from one employee for one day’s work….(and he doesn’t cry about doing it!) -Kid Rock

EMPTIED ALL TRASH
CHECKED MAIL AND LOCK BOX
FED ALL ANIMALS
CLEANED STALLS
MOVED ------------------- BACK TO CABIN 2 AND REMOVED PROPANE HEATER
CHECKED HVAC IN CABIN 2
CHECKED MINI SPLIT IN RUSTY GARAGE AFTER RESETTING IT YESTERDAY, SHOWS FAULT AGAIN. I HAVE TOTAL COMING OUT MONDAY TO CLEAN SALOON ICEMAKER AND WILL HAVE THEM CHECK MINI SPLIT IN RUSTY GARAGE
STOPPED DRIPPING WATER IN TRAILER, SALOON AND TRACTOR BARN
LOWES RUN
CHECKED LODGE AND SUBURBAN
WASHED ------------------ AND FILLED UP WITH GAS
WASHED ------------------ AND PLACED IN CABIN 1
FED HORSES PRIOR TO LEAVING
LET SECURITY KNOW ALL BUILDINGS IN COWBOY TOWN LOCKED AND ARMED